I Hate Comic Sans

i have a 463,589 word book to read within the next week and all i can think about is how fucked up, how shitty it would be if every word in the book was in comic sans

Comic Sans is like a plague. It's spread by rats, makes nobody want to go near you, and kills you within a few days.

I was talking to my therapist last week and she was saying something that was probably important but I wasn’t listening, I was thinking about my scoliosis and how I have a crooked spine and my skeleton is therefore Always Funky

imagine a squirrel made of ASCII art in comic sans. is that cursed or what

am i funny? no. do i recognize that, and therefore keep my unfunny thoughts to myself? ,,,no.

comic sans was designed in 1994. comic sans is older than i am. that thought alone terrifies me. i hate it

last night i had a dream that if you did karate you had to wear a blue shirt that said "pregnant" on it, and if you were Really Good at karate, you had to wear a green shirt saying "master of pregnancy"

I had a dream that the word "shitty" was written on my wall in very large letters except it only had one t so it was just "shity" and I thought nothing of it

hello you already know what I'm about to say so i wont even bother saying it

do i post too much about weird shit that nobody cares about? yes. do i continue posting anyway despite no one following me? also yes

i just realized ,,,i'll probably be dead by the time president #69 is elected...shit

every image with comic sans in it is a cursed image, sorry i dont make the rules