juno ...

DO NOT DOWNLOAD TUMBLR it will install a virus on your device called tumblr

previously unseen genders in human history

i think agent fox mulder and supervisory special agent doctor spencer reid should kiss. Maybe more

struck by inspiration for a "sorry kitten, daddy is" shitpost. but sick of the kitten-daddy dynamic

#not now kitten daddy is becoming unfulfilled in this relationship

while they share a similar base flavor, dick tastes more umami while pussy tastes more acidic, though recent menstruation conveys an overwhelming metallic flavor that some diners object to (though i am not one of them). recommended wine pairings are

(today i learnt that if you don’t know how a post should end, just post it unfinished anyway and someone else will come up with an ending)

derek morgan and spencer reid. any iteration of them, i dont care. just them

the gay best person ever: the fagoat

So I don’t play the sims super often so I didn’t know that evil sims can do an “evil workout” which seems to just be a normal workout except sometimes they pause to laugh maniacally.

Your friend’s unpublished fic idea is kind of a dead wife

i also want to read this guy’s dead wife

i feel so defensive and protective of people with ARFID like if i had a disorder that made my brain register 90% of food as poison for no reason and i had a bazillion people on the internet constantly calling me a manchild who needs to just grow up and stop being a picky eater i would start killing people

people with ARFID and people with very few autism safe foods and people with contamination OCD and people in ED recovery and everyone else with a complicated relationship with food that no one takes seriously GET BEHIND ME!!!!!!!