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Here is said breakfast pizza. You know you want it.
Breakfast Pizza Made With Awesome Sauce.
Sooooo... I made breakfast pizza today, because, Sunday Funday. I actually made my own pizza dough, which I fucked up the first time, but dammit, I fixed it and it all turn out awwwwwesome. Let's not mince words any longer; without further adieu, here is my breakfast pizza. If you'd like to make your own dough, I recommend this recipe: http://southernfood.about.com/od/breadmachine/r/r90122f.htm As long as you don't leave out 2 cups of flour, like I did, this part is a walk in the park. Be forewarned, the dough is sticky icky icky like woooooah when you take it out. Whether you make your own dough or but it in the store, the following applies: 1) preheat your oven, with a pizza stone in it (please do yourself a favor and buy a pizza stone if you don't have one) to 425. 2) split the dough in half. I promise you can get 2 pizzas out if this. 3) Slap a crap ton of flour on your counter and roll out your dough. I like a thinner dough, so just keep your flour and roll that baby out thin. 4) spread cornmeal on the pizza stone and place the dough on stone. Stab it throughout with a fork, so the dough doesn't become a big dough bubble. I do 7 min. Take dough out, flip. Your bottom becomes your top, creating that nice even crunch on both sides. decorate with delicious ingredients. Have fun!! I used: Black bean spread: http://m.allrecipes.com/recipe/15606/black-bean-spread A healthy handful of spinach 1 tomato, sliced thin 1 onion, diced 3-4 strips of bacon 3 oz mozzarella, cubed 2 eggs Fresh cilantro, optional. Cook up bacon, cool and crumble. Set aside. Cook onion in left over bacon fat. Set aside. Spread the bean dip on crust. Load up spinach to edge of pie. Spread tomato slices. STOP. Put in oven for about 5-7 min to allow veggies to dry and crisp. This is crucial to avoid a soggy pizza! Take out pie, add bacon, onion, and cubed cheese. Put back in oven for about 5 min. Take out, crack eggs, cook for up to 10 min more (watch that cheese!). We ended up breaking the yolks because it wasn't cooking fast enough. Top w cilantro. Cool, slice, enjoy!

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I made these "bbq chip" dehydrated Brussels sprouts yesterday and they came out AWESOME. I thought I would share b/c they are wicked easy (and way better than eating a bag of real BBQ chips).
Tips:
I doubled the recipe for one (16 oz) bag of sprouts, which were already cooked. If you buy fresh, they're usually bigger, so you'd be able to make "chips" out of them; with the frozen, I just cut them in half.
I also added a dash of cinnamon sugar, and used smoked paprika instead of regular.
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Yeah, I'm just putting this on repeat for the rest of the week. Addicting.
”THROUGH A RAPIST’S EYES” (PLS TAKE TIME TO READ THIS. it may save a life.) Reblog this!
It seems that alot of attackers use some tactic to get away with violence. Not many people know how to take care of themselves when faced with such a situation. Everyone should read this especially each n every girl in this world. THOUGHT THIS WAS GOOD INFO TO PASS ALONG… FYI - Through a rapist’s eyes! A group of rapists and date rapists in prison were interviewed on what they look for in a potential victim and here are some interesting facts: 1] The first thing men look for in a potential victim is hairstyle. They are most likely to go after a woman with a ponytail, bun! , braid, or other hairstyle that can easily be grabbed. They are also likely to go after a woman with long hair. Women with short hair are not common targets. 2] The second thing men look for is clothing. They will look for women who’s clothing is easy to remove quickly. Many of them carry scissors around to cut clothing. 3] They also look for women using their cell phone, searching through their purse or doing other activities while walking because they are off guard and can be easily overpowered. 4] The number one place women are abducted from / attacked at is grocery store parking lots. 5] Number two is office parking lots/garages. 6] Number three is public restrooms. 7] The thing about these men is that they are looking to grab a woman and quickly move her to a second location where they don’t have to worry about getting caught. 8] If you put up any kind of a fight at all, they get discouraged because it only takes a minute or two for them to realize that going after you isn’t worth it because it will be time-consuming. 9] These men said they would not pick on women who have umbrellas,or other similar objects that can be used from a distance, in their hands. 10] Keys are not a deterrent because you have to get really close to the attacker to use them as a weapon. So, the idea is to convince these guys you’re not worth it. ———————————————————————————————————————————- POINTS THAT WE SHOULD REMEMBER: 1] If someone is following behind you on a street or in a garage or with you in an elevator or stairwell, look them in the face and ask them a question, like what time is it, or make general small talk: can’t believe it is so cold out here, we’re in for a bad winter. Now that you’ve seen their faces and could identify them in a line- up, you lose appeal as a target.
2] If someone is coming toward you, hold out your hands in front of you and yell Stop or Stay back! Most of the rapists this man talked to said they’d leave a woman alone if she yelled or showed that she would not be afraid to fight back. Again, they are looking for an EASY target. 3] If you carry pepper spray (this instructor was a huge advocate of it and carries it with him wherever he goes,) yelling I HAVE PEPPER SPRAY and holding it out will be a deterrent. 4] If someone grabs you, you can’t beat them with strength but you can do it by outsmarting them. If you are grabbed around the waist from behind, pinch the attacker either under the arm between the elbow and armpit or in the upper inner thigh - HARD. One woman in a class this guy taught told him she used the underarm pinch on a guy who was trying to date rape her and was so upset she broke through the skin and tore out muscle strands the guy needed stitches. Try pinching yourself in those places as hard as you can stand it; it really hurts. 5] After the initial hit, always go for the groin. I know from a particularly unfortunate experience that if you slap a guy’s parts it is extremely painful. You might think that you’ll anger the guy and make him want to hurt you more, but the thing these rapists told our instructor is that they want a woman who will not cause him a lot of trouble. Start causing trouble, and he’s out of there. 6] When the guy puts his hands up to you, grab his first two fingers and bend them back as far as possible with as much pressure pushing down on them as possible. The instructor did it to me without using much pressure, and I ended up on my knees and both knuckles cracked audibly. 7] Of course the things we always hear still apply. Always be aware of your surroundings, take someone with you if you can and if you see any odd behavior, don’t dismiss it, go with your instincts. You may feel little silly at the time, but you’d feel much worse if the guy really was trouble. ——————————————————————————————————————————- FINALLY, PLEASE REMEMBER THESE AS WELL …. I know you are smart enough to know these pointers but there will be some, where you will go “hmm I must remember that” After reading forward it to someone you care about, never hurts to be careful in this crazy world we live in. 1. Tip from Tae Kwon Do: The elbow is the strongest point on your body. If you are close enough to use it, do it. 2. Learned this from a tourist guide to New Orleans : if a robber asks for your wallet and/or purse, DO NOT HAND IT TO HIM. Toss it away from you…. chances are that he is more interested in your wallet and/or purse than you and he will go for the wallet/purse. RUN LIKE MAD IN THE OTHER DIRECTION! 3. If you are ever thrown into the trunk of a car: Kick out the back tail lights and stick your arm out the hole and start waving like crazy. The driver won’t see you but everybody else will. This has saved lives. 4. Women have a tendency to get into their cars after shopping,eating, working, etc., and just sit (doing their checkbook, or making a list, etc. DON’T DO THIS! The predator will be watching you, and this is the perfect opportunity for him to get in on the passenger side,put a gun to your head, and tell you where to go. AS SOON AS YOU CLOSE the DOORS , LEAVE.
5. A few notes about getting into your car in a parking lot, or parking garage: a. Be aware: look around your car as someone may be hiding at the passenger side , peek into your car, inside the passenger side floor, and in the back seat. ( DO THIS TOO BEFORE RIDING A TAXI CAB) . b. If you are parked next to a big van, enter your car from the passenger door. Most serial killers attack their victims by pulling them into their vans while the women are attempting to get into their cars. c. Look at the car parked on the driver’s side of your vehicle, and the passenger side. If a male is sitting alone in the seat nearest your car, you may want to walk back into the mall, or work, and get a guard/policeman to walk you back out. IT IS ALWAYS BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY. (And better paranoid than dead.)
6. ALWAYS take the elevator instead of the stairs. (Stairwells are horrible places to be alone and the perfect crime spot). 7. If the predator has a gun and you are not under his control, ALWAYS RUN! The predator will only hit you (a running target) 4 in 100 times; And even then, it most likely WILL NOT be a vital organ. RUN! 8. As women, we are always trying to be sympathetic: STOP IT! It may get you raped, or killed. Ted Bundy, the serial killer, was a good-looking, well educated man, who ALWAYS played on the sympathies of unsuspecting women. He walked with a cane, or a limp, and often asked “for help” into his vehicle or with his vehicle, which is when he abducted his next victim.
Send this to any woman you know that may need to be reminded that the world we live in has a lot of crazies in it and it’s better safe than sorry.
DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT NOT REBLOGGING THIS! IT COULD ACTUALLY SAVE A LIFE.
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Everyone needs to read this. Better safe than sorry.
Tips that could save your life if you're attacked by a rapist.

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Teacrafting: Growing Your Own Herbs
Before I started crafting my own tea, I had very expensive taste in tea, and I only bought what I considered the best tea blends. But even when I was using store-bought tea or blends, I always liked adding fresh herbs to tea -- especially iced tea. Because it takes me a few days to drink a whole pitcher, and flavors get more and more intense as the herbs and fruit sit in the pitcher. It's a personal preference, and obviously something that's not really feasible 100% of the year depending on where you live (I live in Boston and clearly our growing season is short). So I do still dry a lot of herbs. But since it's summer, I thought I would do a write-up on my own (short) experience and growing herbs and adding them to tea, and how to plan a tea-ccentric garden.
Full disclosure: this was my fist year growing anything. Up until 4 months ago, my husband and I lived in a tiny condo with not-so-fab natural light. We also have 3 cats, so the window sills were already claimed for either naps or eating of said herbs any time they were placed there. But if you have the outdoor space (and it doesn't take much), or better natural light inside and no furry friends, it's totally doable -- my point is that if I can keep things alive, anyone can.
All of my herbs were planted from seeds in late April, but you can totally buy plants that are further along as early as May. I may do that next year, so don't feel like you have to grow from seeds. I just got a little enthusiastic. Also, a tip from one urban gardener to another -- you don't need a ton of herbs, especially if you're the only tea drinker in the house (this is true even for food). They go a long way, and I find myself drying out way more than I'm using fresh. (This is not the case with fruit -- plant the crap out of those babies if you want a decent amount. I have 6 strawberry plants and I get 1-2 strawberries a day. So sad.) I only planted one seed packet of each of these.
Here are this year's choices:
German Chamomile. Note the type, because there are several different kinds of chamomile. This is the "typical" kind you use in tea. I actually haven't harvested it yet because I really need a tea ball, because the middle of the flower is made up of tons of tiny little seeds and they will definitely create dregs in the tea. If that doesn't bother you though, feel free to drop them right into your tea when you brew. Also, note that only the flowers should be harvested -- you don't generally use the greenery.
Mint. Honestly, guys, my love for mint knows no bounds. I freaking LOVE this stuff. I put it in nearly everything I drink (except for like, beer), salads, cooking... I even baked it into most of my dog's treats. And once it starts to grow, it really takes off. My father has tried to kill an overgrown mint plant in his yard for years. It can't be done. If you have managed to kill mint, I would probably recommend that you don't have kids.
A note here -- you can tell that the chamomile and mint are in the same bin, which is about the size of a washtub. Urban gardening, ya'll. Make the most of your space. This is PLENTY of mint for a house of two adults (and 4 animals).
My herb pot. Complete with color-coding. Clearly you can see that my talent extends beyond gardening and well into visual art.
Yellow: Lemon Balm
Lemon Balm is pretty bad ass. It has all kind of natural health and healing benefits (you can google that ish, I'm too lazy right now), but it's also the primary herb used for lemon flavoring in tea because actual lemon is too tart. True story.
Purple: Lavender
I'm just going to go on record here and say you are majorly missing out if you don't plant this gem. It's super hearty, and clearly can be used for way more than tea. It smells AMAZING, so if you have extra, you should clip some for your house and jus stick it in water, or even melt it into wax potpourri. But yes, it's also amazing in tea.
Red: Sweet Thai Basil
Again, a choice that I use for more than tea. I make a lot of asian dishes, and this (to me) is the secret that really pushes it over the edge. But in tea, it's great, because it is decidedly sweeter than "regular" basil and blends well with fruit, sugar and honey.
Black: Lemon Basil
I prefer this for tea because it definitely does have a lemon aroma and flavor. It's technically not the kind you use in Italian cooking (which is straight up Sweet Basil, which is also different from Sweet Thai Basil!), but I use it in sauce and it makes an awesome pesto as well.
White: Flat Leaf Parsley; Blue: Cilantro
I don't really use these in teas. I guess you could use the cilantro if you're feeling daring, though! But c'mon guys -- these herbs are delicious. They had to go into the bunch.
Again, I would like to stress the space issue. As you can see from the picture (and compared to the watering can next to the pot), this is not a huge space. And there are 5 different kinds of herbs here! Next year I'll probably double it so I can dry more as the season comes to an end, but I'm pretty happy with it anyway.
Ok, so your herbs are growing and look like they're ready to use (for me up in New England, that began around Memorial Day). What now? Time to harvest! The most important thing I can say about harvesting simply, DO IT. Do NOT be afraid to cut back your herbs. In fact, be afraid to let them grow too long without cutting and harvesting. If you let edibles grow too long, they go to seed and won't continue to grow any longer. In order to keep them alive and producing, you actually have to harvest them regularly. With most herbs, you should cut below the first or second full set of leaves. Pruning will also keep your herbs fully and "bunchy," instead of tall and lanky. With chamomile specifically, simply cut the flower right off at the top fo the stem. (I've even heard of people with a larger crop simply going in and using their hands as "rakes" to simply rake the flower heads right off).
After harvesting (and WASHING, of course!!) you can either drop them into a tea ball to steep hot tea, or I drop them directly into a pitcher when I make iced tea. I'm a bit picky about when I drop the herbs in - I make my iced tea by brewing hot tea first, then I add ice to cool it down. I usually add my herbs before the ice, but after it's cooled down a bit. If you add them right after you put the hot water in, you will probably burn fresh herbs. No bueno. You can also dry them, of course. Because I have such a small garden, I simply cut the herbs as they get a bit tall for my taste, and lay them on my counter for a day or two. If you have a large garden, you can gather a decent handful, tie together and dry anywhere (some people hang them upside down, I just put them on the counter).
So that's about it! I don't particularly fancy myself a gardener (yet), so I won't be commented on how to plant herbs, soil choices, watering, etc. There's plenty of info out there from better sources than I. But if you're interested in a tea-focused herb garden, this has really worked for me. Happy teacrafting!
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Teacrafting: Black Tea with Blueberry and Sweet Basil
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I haven't posted in a while but I was asked by a Boston-based tea company to experiment with their raw tea leaves and post my teacrafting results. I've bought several batches of raw tea leaves from Boston Teawrights and I have been THRILLED with the results. Crafting and working with your own tea leaves is not only very rewarding, but the taste and health benefits can't be beat by nearly any commercial tea company. So here it goes!
This weekend I was crafting a black tea, and I'll be adding fresh blueberries and sweet thai basil. I opt for fresh herb (and fruit) additions most of the time because 1) I like the flavor better (more intense); and 2) I don't also have muslin or a cheese cloth right now to hold the herbs. But I'm picky about when I add it -- more on that later. Oh, and I forgot to mention I'll be making ICED TEA today. It's just too hot for me for hot tea right now. Calm down, purists. It's going to be delicious. Let's go through the steps:
Step 1: Lay your leaves out in ONE layer and left dry overnight.
My experiences: When I first dried leaves, it was early spring and still cool and damp. Overnight worked like a charm, and the leaves were still moist to roll. 12 hours was definitely too much for the weather at the end of June in New England. My leaves were too dry :( (See video below)
Step 2: Rolling your tea leaves
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As you'll see from the video, I opting to skip rolling the tea leaves. I'm pretty bummed about having to make this decision, because rolling, while a bit tedious, it the most rewarding part (I think). But I chose the integrity of the whole leaf over rolling, since rolling it designed to extrude the remaining water and NOT to break down the leaf. Also, sorry about the vertical video. I'm used to having to do it in Instagram now and it's throwing me off.
Step 3: Ferment Your Tea Leaves
I would definitely recommend consulting the black tea tutorial above (again), but when I ferment, I basically wrap the tea leaves in a very thin dish cloth and pour steaming water (about 175-195F) over them every 45 minutes or so until I achieve the proper color and aroma for the leaves.
Step 4: Drying
I apologize, I don't have a picture for this, but the good news is it's the easiest part! Once your leaves have fully fermented (as Boston Teawrights notes in the tutorial, they will turn coppery in color and the aroma will change -- to me, if becomes less stringent and more like the scent of tea we know and love!), you should once again lay them out in one layer on a cookie sheet and turn the oven down as much as possible. However, if you have a dehydrator, I would highly recommend using that instead. I have a Nesco dehydrator and I LOVE it. (You might be surprised how much you use it. It makes awesome veggie chips, fruit roll-ups and, did someone say JERKY?? Oh yeaaaah, boi.) I usually let them hang out at the lowest setting (95 degrees on mine) for 1-2 hours and VOILA! You tea leaves are ready to go!
Step 5: CREATE!
I love using fresh fruit in tea, although I'll admit it doesn't really infuse for a few days, and not to the extent the herbs do. (Although if you want to dehydrate your berries you can can steep them with the tea!) This tea was very basil-heavy, which was fine with me, but just note the proportions for one pitcher of tea.
As you'll see below, I did use a tea ball because I finished the batch at my parent's house and my mom has a tea ball. But I usually use a single-serving self-steeping tea cup from Teavana, and I steep the same leaves 3 times. I also do what most purists would consider "oversteeping," which means I usually leave my leaves about 5-7 minutes. It works for me, and my tea leaves go a LONG way. Once I've got my three sets of steeped water in the pitcher, I add the herbs & the fruit, and let it steep for an additional 10 min or so. Then I -- get ready... deep breath... -- fill the entire rest of the pitcher with fresh ice. Hey, teacrafting is all about being unique, right? Here's the finished product below, which was DELICIOUS.
Full disclosure: this is actually a second batch I did and if you look carefully, that's actually mint, not basil. But that's because I drank all the basil tea before I took a pic. OOPS!
And lastly, a little #teacrafting - black tea w basil, lemon balm and strawberries! #teawright

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Adam and I just shared our first #strawberry from the garden! It was tiny, but it tasted like victory. #urbangardening