I Was So Good And Polite They Are Putting Me In The Touch Tank At Aquarium Tomorrow.

There's actually an 8th deadly sin and it's not paying enough attention to me

I had the shining as a kid but they put me on Zoloft so it’s whatever

how to be gentle with yourself when you have the curse

in my restless dreams i see that bitch

This makes me laugh literally every time I watch it, it might be the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

I hate the king and I hate the thief and I'm glad they die constantly in Mobile ads

it feels so evil that you can't still access your university online library after you graduate *remembers my principles* it feels so evil that everyone can't access that stuff all the time

overheard in the coffee shop from a middle aged gay man to his (female) friend: “are you embarrassed? about being foolish? please manage yourself better in this situation. this man is not behaving as if he is interested in you.”

*makes no effort to include self* what the fuuuuuck why do i feel so left out