33. neurodivergent queer. She/her/they/them

“fits like a glove” as if a glove has ever fucking actually fit

love the word fruitless. arguing with you is like if there was no apples involved whatsoever

Yeah, it's time to get this post out again

do I weird you out or have I weirded you in?

God will see you at the lowest point of your life, and say "what the fuck I thought I killed that thing." But you skitter too fast and you are too creepy.

but ykw at least i'm not on mount everest. at least i'm not paying tens of thousands of dollars to slowly suffocate in a 300-person line at the gates of hell. never in my life will i have to be steered in a hypoxic stupor through the maze of poop and corpses atop mount everest. on this earth a lot of horrible things can happen to you without your permission but there are a few that you have to opt into. you can just say no thanks! and be guaranteed never to have to be on mount everest. much to be grateful for actually

still not on mount everest this morning 😌 alhamdulillah

to whom am I squeaking

what they'll say is if you don't make eye contact then you're lying. and what they'll also say is if you make too much eye contact then you're lying. and me? i just have autism.

i could never get a botox because i love looking at people with a frown & disgusted look

my most Millennial trait is that i want big screen to think properly. to compose my thoughts. app exists for your thing but no website? bad bad bad not good for think, need big screen for think. i wrote this post on the small screen btw

I read somewhere that one thing that really pisses off companies about Millennials is that we won't make big purchases on our phones, we always feel compelled to get out a laptop or hop on a desktop for it

I am not buying plane tickets on the same place where I send my friends memes