for voldemort and valour

Edward: say it out loud

I am so happy to see that we collectively turned out to be incredibly smart, self aware, analytical, critical thinkers who have the ability to seperate ourselves from our fandom and enjoy it on TWO levels: basic enjoyment and self-reflexive enjoyment. We have looked back on our past and realized the genuine love our crazy-ass thirteen year old self had for the series, and then contectualized that love into a more mentally healthy and mature enjoyment of twilight. I always knew the fandom wasn’t a bunch of spealing teen girls who would kill each other over which emotionally-unhealthy-boy-team you were on.

Our memes are top-tier. To create great humor, one must have the ability to make connections between abstract and concrete ideas, and these connections must be original in order to be truly funny.

What I’m basically saying is, is that y'all are some smart, woke Gs who know what’s good. Don’t let anybody tell you otherwise.

My sisters cat blessing me with a boop. 

Sit up straight- it might be a power asserting thing, it might just be a natural habit but I think Slytherins tend to have good posture

Be very selective- it’s not that they’re trying to be mean but if you don’t reach a standard that they have for people they just won’t be friends with you

Let sarcastic comments slip everywhere- to your friends, heck yeah. To your parents? Mostly when it’s all fun and games or maybe when they’rein a heated argument

Know where all your weak spots are- Slytherins are very observant and can usually figure out another person’s insecurities and weaknesses quickly. What they do with it is up to them

Tend to like privacy- I’m not saying all Slytherins are introverts but Slytherins definitely aren’t all about sharing their secrets with everyone

Subconsciously get really competitive- it doesn’t have to be in sports and anything all up in your face (though sometimes it really can be) but all Slytherins strive to be the best in what they like to do

FInd interest in deep mysterious things- inside every Slytherin I think there’s some Ravenclaw who’s really confused and just wants to read quotes all day. Slytherins tend to like things that have poetic meaning or relatability to them like the ocean, fog, cats, gothic architecture, and quotes that accurately describe their emotions

Always have a ton of blankets- maybe it’s a cold-blooded thing, maybe it’s the fact that the Slytherin common room is freezing and that’s what my mind carries with me but Slytherins tend to burrito themselves in blankets, always making sure to cover their feet completely and try to figure out how to get their hands underneath and still do whatever they’re doing

(excuse the strange text color, it’s from an extension called beeline) Notables:

Cup of poisoned coffee was originally not a thing, they all just screamed  “AAAA” at the end of the “Cup of Roasted Coffee” scene

The “What Do You Want, Paul?” song is exactly the same in this version, which means Paul just doesn’t understand that Mr. Davidson was talking about his wife for some reason (referring to when Paul tells Emma why she should be afraid in the second screenshot)

The song “America’s Great Again” was going to be “Red Blooded ‘Merican” with different lyrics (including the line “join the fight,” perhaps as a reference to Monsters and Men?), though it contained the same general meaning.

The script says that the cops are supposed to make “alien noises” when they run off after Sam goes down and Charlotte threatens them with a gun, which means the writers either changed the script to “turkey noises,” or that they just decided that turkeys are aliens and alien noises sound like turkeys

who wants to be my gf and be like this 24/7