❌Teagz❌

cursebearing hips

Remember that time Carrie Underwood went hood on some guy’s car

Need head from a broad with acid reflux. Make it sizzle princess

how does tumblr think they can possibly police the content on this website

the weirdest shit i have ever experienced as a swede is when around the mid 2000’s it became popular in sweden for teenage boys to wear rubber bands around their legs on top of their jeans. the more rubber bands you had and variety in colors the more alpha you became to the other teenage boys

bring this quality fashion trend back to the streets 

Holy shit

see this is what i mean when i talk about folk memory and inherited genetic memory

EMMA, LINNEA, EXPLAIN

Every few years I type “swede teen rubber band legs” into google to find this again

unfortunatyely im displaying behaviours. and acting in ways

when i take a uquiz and stop halfway through because it sucks ass i feel like a medieval king ordering a jester executed bc he didnt amuse him enough

your honor, in my defense: who cares like omfggggggggg who cares???????????? like. come On