dont mess w me i eat electricity

my nephew is really into adventure time right now and i'm so glad for it. in a world full of shitty cartoons and brainrot we're pulling out the OG and it's withstanding the test of time

lost my glasses the other day and when i found them i just kept saying "heh. enrique." over and over again enrique

the reason you shouldnt be friends with coworkers isnt just because you dont which of those bitches are snitches but also because sometimes they commit embezzlement crimes and then theyll try to frame you for it while youre out of work for several days on pre planned pto

i want to move somewhere that has more hours of daylight sooooo bad but i don't know if i could ever bare the pain of leaving behind my beautiful wife (lake superior)

people with lots of money always expect free things. i'm not just talking billionaires and millionaires im talking your local business owners that own half of that small town. they really be like "you're charging me a fee? ME?? but i've got some much money!" or "why can't you just give me that? i have so much money" if i was going to give away anything for free it wouldn't be to person who acts like they can throw their money-weight around