VOMIT

ugh leon has such annoying plot armour sometimes. he was called Human Unit Never Killed for a reason. the man who created the CQBZ tactics, the sole survivor of the G-Virus extraction (tanked Birkin’s rampage as if Birkin was a mosquito), a man who tanked a mr x rampage with graceful ease, A MAN WHO IS IMMUNE TO INFECTION, the guy who two-tapped TWO hunters in rapid succession (something you couldn’t even do with cheats lol), one of the sole survivors of the raccoon city missiles, FOUND DEAD IN MIAMI FROM A FEW PUNCHES TO THE GUT. OK.

grace reminds me of a sopping wet cat. I didn’t feel like I was playing as a horror protag I felt like I was escorting a sopping wet cat through a sopping wet haunted house. every time I’d swap to leon I felt like I was finally getting some coparenting help like “pls get to grace faster thank you for the bazooka”