No glory in the process.

1) a harmonica playing happy birthday in a minor key 2) someone playing 8-bitted versions of the Bach trio sonatas on their iPad 3) a piano major swearing at their instrument in a practice room for a solid 30 mins 4) two graduate organ majors doing a pedal duet on the theme of “The Pink Panther” for studio class 5) two violinists asleep on the music building couches (pillows and blankets included) for a solid 8 hours 6) two guys getting into a fight (like, almost a fistfight) over counterpoint 7) a conductor yelling “WHERE ARE ALL OF MY COMMUNISTS AT???” 

bach

handel

mozart

beethoven

schubert

mendelssohn

strauss

mahler

Aries: Tearing up sheet music, bending over stands, screaming in sheer frustration

Taurus: Staring longingly out the window

Gemini: On their phone, texting their friends: OMG I am SOoOOooOo BUSY  PRACTICING! I GTG b/c I am SUCH a GOOD MUSICIAN!!!!

Cancer: eating food 

Leo: just sits there because….ego

Virgo: *Breaks instrument in half*

Capricorn: They wouldn’t even be in the practice rooms to begin with 

Sagittarius: SCREAMING FOR SEVEN HOURS STRAIGHT

Scorpio: Actually practicing

Libra: Looks like practicing but isn’t doing anything productive

Aquarius: Sobbing about their life in general

- very poor social skills - can’t adjust to the time he lives in and romanticizes the past - wants the tenor to sing the high C and then leave - never confident about his work - fears death yet puts it in almost every single opera he composes - complains excessively about getting old and uses it as an excuse to avoid doing his job - feels like he doesn’t have any actual close friends