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All hills are silent if you think about it

Not the ones alive with the sound of fuckin music, bitch

we were warned. we didn’t listen. but we were warned

This keeps me up at night

Strange lizards laying in ponds distributing circles of rubber is no basis for a government

“tell me what these squigglie lines mean! transcribe these runes!” “which of these pictures has a bus” every day on the internet i am forced to interact with captchas and im SICK of it

Cranky cause you’re a robot huh?

one day you’ll decompose and ill be there to watch it happen

You can’t reblog this again until October 2024, so do it now.

I don’t know about human surgeons, but that’s a suture pattern I use to close skin all the time and you can see why.

I forgot vets existed for a moment and that comment made me wonder what Cryptid had gotten a doctorate and was performing surgery.

I can’t wait to die in a coal mining accident.

Now when I see a person with blue eyes, I’ll know they’re a descendant of Ocean-Eyed Slut Man.

You leave great grandpa ocean-eyed slut man alone, he was just living his life

Actually, since this was determined using mitochondrial DNA, the ocean-eyed slut would be a woman, not a man. Mitochondrial DNA is passed down by mothers.

Gram-gram knew how to party

dear ocean eyed party gram-gram thank u for spreading your weird eye mutation and giving every fanfic writer a reason to know an unholy amount of synonyms for the word ‘blue’.

All Hail Grandmother Cerulean Orbs

I don’t think enough retellings of the Cain and Abel story make note of the fact that nobody had ever been killed or even died before when it happened. Cain had no idea beating his brother to death could possibly be a bad thing

Cain really did fuck around and find out