collinthedapper

Ten minutes? I went to a doctor once who, before even looking at my chart or talking to me about anything, took one look at me and immediately told me to get gastric bypass.

beef Stroking Off lol

Honey I know what we're having for dinner tonight!

sometimes i just want to tell cashiers like. im sorry for being a customer :( im sorry i wish i didnt have to do this! im sorry . 

yeah i wanna see your d*ck but i also want to know how your day was, king

me, irl

I feel called out

tumblr friendships are hard to maintain like im sorry i know i havent talked to you in 5 months but you’re still super rad and i still consider us friends im just dumb

#if you’re wondering if this is for you #it’s probably for you

If I have ever messaged you or messaged me and never heard from me again, I still consider us friends. I just suck

This scene is so important

do i just want dick or do i want love

U can have both!