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@collectivedirective
hi!
My name is Patrick, I use they/them pronouns. My art blog is @collectivdirectiv
DNI:
anti-sjw, MAP / NOMAP, terfs, proshippers, gendercritical, ed blogs, kink blogs, right wing/republicans/conservatives, bigots, etc.

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They’re literally so fine and normal.
soju meme collection
Impeached pres was known for his drinking binges during which he'd supposedly "joke" about declaring martial law. And then he, uh. Briefly declared martial law. And this addition was born:
Not what I expected coming from John Green
I said what I said.
Your reminder that tumblr drove John Green off the site by sending him, a guy with this very specific fear, his own address to his real life house on multiple occasions.
I’m not kidding. That’s why this statement has so much gravity.
Not just the Cock Monologue thing

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Not John Green casually referencing the John Green cock monologue
i NEED all of you to know about the john green cock monologue its actually like its one of those tumblr posts i reference
Not John Green casually referencing the John Green cock monologue
As I near 210 followers here at theofficialsheogorath, I just wanted to to say Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick….. that’s when I’m satisfied.
gonna start making snopes-style responses to urban legends about tumblr
"this how we lost post editing and it was still worth it"
❌ False
The John Green Cock Monologue, while one of the most egregious examples of post editing, was not why the ability to edit posts was taken away. This feature was removed because scammers would edit posts with huge note counts to try to make their scams look legit.
"those are his hooves, bitch."
✅ True
Those are his hooves, bitch.
The street architect

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Interested ✅️
time to break this out again
Don’t stop make it blog dj blow my haters up
I keep thinking about harpies

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This is what the average YouTube thumbnail looks like now
“I guess words don’t mean things anymore”
The word boner used to mean that you were clumsy and made a stupid mistake.
You can handle an expanded definition of a gender identity.