Sam Winchester is a lesbian

Ohhhhh my god you hate Bugs 1x08? should we tell everyone? Should we throw a party? should we invite 10000 bees ?

How To Get To Heaven from Belfast is so unbelievably good. Every character's trauma interwoven in the story, how young Greta, teenage Greta and adult Greta are haunted by their past (and potentially the present, that one ending scene, if ykyk), the religiousness of it all. God, the scene where the birds show up in the finale made me weep. Also! Wrapping all of this in comedy, with a banger soundtrack, absolutely incredible shots and lighting and centering women?? Lisa McGee you will be reincarnated as a lotus flower.

[freeze frame] yeah, that’s not me. I don’t know who that is. [unpause]

wow this is too intimate to share with my close friends or family let me put this on my tumblr blog for hundreds of strangers to see

The wise man, when caught naked in public, covers not his junk but his face.

please please please be aware that if you and your friends get addicted to saying YIPPEEE like fortnite und cola yippee it will have an intoxicating effect and you might accidentally say it in a really important business meeting to a bunch of men you don't know

writing isn’t hard. i just have to extract 80,000 words from my brain using sheer psychic force

man having your life even a little bit together will really make you realize how chronically sleep-deprived and poorly fed and under-enriched everyone is and then when they turn to you to implicitly agree that that's just the natural state of existing you feel like the asshole for being like "actually I think you might benefit from eating breakfast regularly and picking up a new hobby"

Too much movement makes your joints hurt and too little movement also makes your joints hurt. This would imply that there's an optimal amount of movement that allows your joints to not hurt. This is a lie.