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you learn something new everyday. unless you're a historian. then you learn something old

woke up this morning with the feeling that today will be a great day :) I'm gonna hang out with brutus, he said he has something important to tell me!

et tu, bro?

one must always ask themselves How Can I Make The Most Niche Content Possible That Only Caters To Me

God forbid a girl be both whimsical and full of rage

dead tired today so I grabbed a coffee from the gas station & the guy greeted me by trying to say “is that everything “ but fumbled and said “e ga thebythin” and me trying to say “yeah” or “yup” just went “YIP!” in response. No survivors

the fun thing about having a mental health crashout in your thirties is that sure yeah you're crashing out, but at the same time there's a part of you standing across the room smoking ben affleck style, going yeah yeah you're crashing out. you crashed out before you will crash out again can we wrap this up yet. and the most annoying part about it is that they're right, and that that does Not stop you from crashing out even a little. love and light on planet earth.

it’s like a spot the difference game with you people

Tumblr users these days, putting up the Ides of March decorations earlier every year.