i dont know what any of your icons are i just notice the vague colour patterns and thats it

oh fuck predominantly green with orange and white accents just posted i love them

i just found a karaoke track for “no children” by the mountain goats. could you imagine being in a bar on like a saturday night and someone gets up to do karaoke and starts to sing That. i’d be like sir are you okay

I am currently dying from Not Enough Pillows

your body deserves respect in its current form, whatever that form is. it deserves love and care and softness and food and fresh air and comfortable clothing, now. not once you’ve lost 10 pounds. not once you’ve cleared your skin. not once you’ve attained whatever body goal you’ve convinced yourself will bring you body confidence and happiness. you deserve comfort, NOW. 

new tag game: what is your college major and what do people say when you tell them what you’re studying

how much of ur online presence is performative and how much is it u being u

baby every me is me, we are the mask and the wearer

I love this

i hope this helps :)

I need this esp now 😔

it IS a phase, mom

show me a permanent state of the self, mom

Impermanence does not mean insignificance, mom

The key to a happier life is being in a constant state of change and acceptance, mom

If three orphan children I was the guardian of were to tell me that the man who just arrived is a dastardly count chasing after them for their fortune i would simply believe them

caduceus just called his god mom and went “hey what the fuck” and she went “i know right, fucked up if true”

I’m really glad you included EVS, sanitation workers, and other professions that people often forget. 💕💕💕

THIS IS THE FIRST ONE I’VE SEEN THAT INCLUDES VETERINARY WORKERS. THANK YOU!!! 🐾🐾🐾

Ben and Jerry’s is dangerous ice cream... capitalizes on the evolutionary human instinct to dig for chunks... before you know it half the pint gone

primal memory of rooting around in dirt for little chocolate fish

#this is. HANDS DOWN. the funniest post i’ve ever seen