mulder? i barely know her

fic of whitsantos raising a baby together. Everyone thinks theyre together or separated bc of baby. Both disgusted by the idea. Baby has a crazy mix of both their attitudes

kingdon antis really are the most annoying bc theyre under every fucking edit I see going "I just dont see it :/" "theyre more like platonic soulmates" "he's her mentor" wrong wrong wrong again *EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER NOISE* get out then!!! this wasn't for you stop trying to ruin it for everyone else!!! there's plenty of ships i dont like in so many fandoms but I dont comment on every edit telling people to stop shipping them fucking hell!!!!!! go away!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh youre "nonbinary"? Can i put you in a box please. Can i pleaseeeee put you in a box. We have two boxes and i really wanna put you in one. But dont worry. My boxes are very Woke and Nuanced. So its fine to put you in one. Pleaseeeee. Wow... youre such a bitch... not letting me put into one of two nuanced and essential necessary boxes... you obviously go into the box all those evil bitches end up in

parked car conversations are lowkey unofficial therapy sessions.

everyone become a #binglefreak NOW