mulder? i barely know her

i think as a society we underrated how funny and also how cunt dracula saying "perhaps the same could be said of ALL religions" in response to the clearly-intended-to-be-literal "you steal men's souls and make them your slaves!"

Endverse Cas saying "I thought you'd gotten over trying to label me Dean" is soooo under talked abt. Like what an insane thing for him to say moments into being introduced.

I always forget 'The End' is literally s5e4. Like Cas had literally only been in one season at that point and they decided the best course of action for his character was to establish that he would follow Dean for the rest of his life even if it meant slowly depleating himself into something unrecognizable from the angel who originally dedicated himself to Dean in the first place.

rachel berry is the funniest person to ever exist because who else would triple cast their boyfriend, ex boyfriend and ex sorta boyfriend as her one boyfriend in an overdirected music video to an objectively ass 70s song, shooting the entire thing three times so none of them know the other guys are involved, getting mad when none of them understand her artistic process of trying to be seen as a bad girl and then 5 minutes later kelly clarksoning total eclipse of the heart

well then can we at least sexualize the problem

I kept forgetting my nighttime antidepressant so I set an alarm where the sound was a recording of me saying "HEY. TAKE YOUR FUCKING PILL" because I thought it would be funny. It was funny about three times, and then it started making me mad and I'd dismiss it right away to make it stop. So I handed my phone to my partner, who made another recording sweetly saying "Okay Shira, it's time to take your medication" and now I don't get mad anymore and I take my pill. The "compassion over punishment" camp has gotta get something wrong one of these days

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

getting kicked off love island for just swimming in the pool and not talking to anyone

anything u think about YOUR life after 10pm is bs to be ignored. anything u think about a character’s life after 10pm should be posted about online and expanded on for paragraphs. :)

that blue eyed man is not ur soulmate be serious

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

you really do meet some of the loveliest people talking about blood and sex on the internet