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All my bugs!!! Watercolor and embroidery on watercolor paper illustrating Cordyceps fungi.

https://www.edx.org/school/harvardx

But TBH I prefer the MIT Open Coursewear approach. Feel like taking a class on the policy and economics of nuclear engineering? MIT’s got you covered:

https://ocw.mit.edu/courses/find-by-topic/#cat=engineering&subcat=nuclearengineering&spec=nuclearsystemspolicyandeconomics

In fact they’ve got  you covered with A LOT of their courses, everything from fine arts to immunology.

🐞 Take a Chill Pill 🐞

Aries: Every person who ever asks you to make an important decision will do so assuming you’ve slept well and eaten that day. Fair warning. 

Taurus: Stress deposited in the bank of your shoulder blades will only accrue interest. Relax.

Gemini: The discomfort you can’t seem to shake is likely due to the large nest of bees that have made its home inside your ribs. 

Cancer: The human sized stacks of lightbulbs you keep seeing with increasing frequency are not something to be worried about but also not something to be investigated.

Leo: Get ready for a nice day when everything that hates you is eaten by a small dog.

Virgo: Salvation can be found behind the pump display at the local pool supply store. Check while the girl at the front desk isnt looking.

Libra: Whoops! Looks like you’ve angered the sewer biomass simply by existing! If you can’t sacrifice an arm you better find someone else’s! 

Scorpio: Crying is therapeutic! Physicalize your emotions to assist in healing. But not now. It will hear you.

Ophiuchus: You used internet lingo in real life and now you are being targeted by the orbital strike laser.

Sagittarius: Your favorite type of music is now flamenco. You have no say in the matter. Stars said so.

Capricorn: The talisman of rags and teeth is to be kept safe. It is a relic of something older than language itself.

Aquarius: Spend some time fossilizing today. Its good for the heart.

Aries: The stars say to drink lots of water but they pronounced it kinda weird.

Taurus: Tomorrow will be like a tractor, methodical and full of gears.

Gemini: A bit of soul got knocked off today and its rattling around in your stomach.

Cancer: Keep a sharp eye out. That way it can be drawn and sheathed quickly.

Leo: Take advantage of your opportunity. Its not often one gets to physically punch sadness.

Virgo: Preserve the chaos of the universe and present a scorned lover with a live chicken.

Libra: Don’t worry so much. If all else fails you can sell dirt as medicine to white people.

Scorpio: When signing up for classes next semester, avoid the teacher who uses a boa constrictor as a whip.

Saggatarius: Find order in your life by replacing all recepticles in your home with identical shoeboxes.

Capricorn: Make some money in your spare time by dreaming for other people.

Aquarius: The best history teachers carry ornamental maces. You are that teacher.

West of Dead is a very stylish twin-stick shooter where you shoot your way through Wild West Purgatory as a dead gunslinger with a flaming skull and the voice of Ron Perlman!

Aries: You love like a rollercoaster, full of change and energy, vibrating at high velocity and responsible for a not small amount of deaths every year.

Taurus: You love like a mother, but not in a creepy way. You love like a spider mom. Constantly bursting with sacs of love.

Gemini: You love calmly. Perhaps too calmly. Your heart hasnt beat in years. Your blood moves slowly as the world rockets by.

Cancer: You love like a warship. You are a steady, nigh-unsinkable thing, but explosive if hit in the stern.

Leo: You love like a flock of wild parrots that learned to crave human flesh. Just good enough at talking to trick someone into letting you eat them alive.

Virgo: Your love is a D&D game turned fistfight. Catharsis. 

Libra: You had an unrequited crush and so you became the unrequited crush. All of them. You forgot what you look like under so many layers of tanned skin.

Scorpio: Your love is like a new set of art pens, the potential to paint with every color of the wind or more specifically these 16 colors of the wind. You get the job done.

Ophiuchus: You love like the small child in the supermarket concealing a firecracker under her raincoat. You are quite clever, but in a property damage kidna way.

Sagittarius: You are two power bottoms duct taped together at the spine to generate the worlds first perpetual motion machine. Infinite power.

Capricorn: You love like an escaped panther. This aint your comfort zone, not by a long shot, but when has that ever stopped you?

Aquarius: The Lesbian Antlers. 

🦏Rhino and Stag 🦌