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i think its important that you guys know these pics are from a quake lan party in 1999

listen i’m not the kind of person who likes to engage in drama but just this once...op...if you are comfortable...i am begging you to divulge more information

i love werewolves. growing up as a kid i felt like something sickly and beastly masquerading as a human girl and i was mortified by it. now, i think a lot of my issues could be resolved by the ability to morph into a large dog

Guys the furby fandom is dying repost if you WAWAWAWAWAWAWAWA HEE HEE HEE DAH DOO-AY

I am the CEO of furbys

“Statement of Griffin McElroy, regarding his discovery of an item described as a ‘clown box,’ and the following disappearance of a high school student. Statement begins.”

people say the Magnus Archives isn’t funny but then what do you call the bit in “First Hunt” when an old man tells a harrowing story of his friend being murdered by a werewolf that proceeded to hunt the old man for sport for hours only for Jon to say “that’s nice but it happened in America so that’s really not my problem, is it?”

and what do you call the end of “Blood Bag” when, after hearing about a man dying on the spot after being set up by a swarm of innumerable paranormal mosquitoes, Jonathan’s entire response is “personally I hate mosquitoes and cannot believe this idiot was trying to deal with them nonlethally. 0 sympathy from me sir.”