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@rickfuckerf215
"I-I needed to find m-more Ricks to ste– I MEAN... document and add their stuff to my collection... and they seem to be riddling tumblr s-soo I am..here.."
Meet Rick F-215, better known as Fujo or Pervert by most Ricks Toyhouse Profile!
Fujo is a very sexual character and speaks sexually about Ricks constantly, ergo: Blog is 18+ MINORS DNI
More about him and Mun under cut (˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶)
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Where the hell have you been? I-I-I was starting to forget th-that you exist.
- @coffeerick
I-I maayyy or may not have been spending my time building up my shrine annd having to avoid getting killed by really...really angry Ricks.. ehehe I-I'm glad you missedd meee hehehe Coco you missed mee <3
Ugh, you really think that forgetting you is the same thing as- as "missing" you?
Well- well, if-if you really forgot about me you wouldn't bother speaking to me... I don't exist! Youuu came crawling back to speak to me 'cause you– you missedd meee hehehe
...Those other Ricks are really shit at doing their fucking job.
Coffee Rick held a hand out as he looked away.
I-I-I need more of that fucking powder for my *burp* coffee.
Fujo visibly frowned, crossing his arms and popping his hip out in a "disappointed parent" stance.
Since you-you wanna be rude, I don't want to give it to you. Fig-figure it out yourself.
He smiled to himself and thought about the one-in-a-million chance of Coffee Rick apologizing and being sympathetic towards him... or maybe even confessing a secret confession of love.
Coffee Rick rolled his eyes, not taking Fujo seriously at all.
We both know you don't stay mad about stupid *burp* shit like this for long. Just- Just give it here.
He waved his outstretched hand expectantly.
Fujo sighed and looked in his pockets, looking for the powder, unable to find anything.
Y-you're right ehehe, but I-I don't have any on me. I'd have to–to make more. S-so, eheh, if you're impatient, you-you do have to figure it out yourself.
Where the hell have you been? I-I-I was starting to forget th-that you exist.
- @coffeerick
I-I maayyy or may not have been spending my time building up my shrine annd having to avoid getting killed by really...really angry Ricks.. ehehe I-I'm glad you missedd meee hehehe Coco you missed mee <3
Ugh, you really think that forgetting you is the same thing as- as "missing" you?
Well- well, if-if you really forgot about me you wouldn't bother speaking to me... I don't exist! Youuu came crawling back to speak to me 'cause you– you missedd meee hehehe
...Those other Ricks are really shit at doing their fucking job.
Coffee Rick held a hand out as he looked away.
I-I-I need more of that fucking powder for my *burp* coffee.
Fujo visibly frowned, crossing his arms and popping his hip out in a "disappointed parent" stance.
Since you-you wanna be rude, I don't want to give it to you. Fig-figure it out yourself.
He smiled to himself and thought about the one-in-a-million chance of Coffee Rick apologizing and being sympathetic towards him... or maybe even confessing a secret confession of love.
Where the hell have you been? I-I-I was starting to forget th-that you exist.
- @coffeerick
I-I maayyy or may not have been spending my time building up my shrine annd having to avoid getting killed by really...really angry Ricks.. ehehe I-I'm glad you missedd meee hehehe Coco you missed mee <3
Ugh, you really think that forgetting you is the same thing as- as "missing" you?
Well- well, if-if you really forgot about me you wouldn't bother speaking to me... I don't exist! Youuu came crawling back to speak to me 'cause you– you missedd meee hehehe
I love you soooooo much! You should read BL and write fanfictions with me! 🌸🌸🌸 (all rick of course)
Rriicckk BL nggfh 🤤🤤🤤
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Where the hell have you been? I-I-I was starting to forget th-that you exist.
- @coffeerick
I-I maayyy or may not have been spending my time building up my shrine annd having to avoid getting killed by really...really angry Ricks.. ehehe I-I'm glad you missedd meee hehehe Coco you missed mee <3
Fujo I'm gonna bite u
eheheh hh-hhott
Texting Fujo.
Art of me by TCheks, Fujo is all @rickfuckerf215
Unibrow Rick meets Fujo Rick @rickfuckerf215
"cutest unibrow ever...hehehe"
i got a new tablet so i drew gay fujo hi
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"Sometimes I'll lick the wet, dirty floor of a club so I can get sick and have fever sex, so intensely hot and shivery, my insides melting your dick off, every sensation doubled..."
"Who wants a piece of this EXTRA hot ass. Come to me though I'm cold. And hot."
Eheheheh Heeyyyyyyy ;-)
pokes you and doesn't stop poking you
– @rickfuckerf215
*PB observes this and waits for fifty pokes to occur. At fifty, his left arm snaps up freakishly fast to grab Fujo by the throat and pick him up off of the floor.*
:] Hello, Fujo.
Fujo choked momentarily from the force of being grabbed. He kicked his feet in the air and looked at PB, smiling happily.
H-hellooo eheheh I mi-missed you ^_^
B] Not surprising.
*As he turns, his arm extends, slamming Fujo painfully into the nearest wall before dropping him. PB closes the distance to plant a foot on his chest, pinning him to the floor.*
How much did you miss me?
Fujo promptly giggles before being slammed into the wall and quickly dropped, his back aching with a stinging pain before feeling the press of PB's shoe on his chest. He hummed happily and his nose began to bleed before he answered.
Oohh- hohohoo hehehe I-I missed you sso so mucch PB, b-been missed that pretty pretty face of yours.. ehehhe I llovee youuu
He wipes his face, blood staining his sweater sleeve as he stares lovingly at PB, clearly losing the plot a little as he daydreams about everything PB could do to him in this moment.
Of course you do, fan boy. B]
*He leans over to rest his elbow on his knee, pressing more weight onto Fujo and painfully digging his heel into his chest. PB just watches him with a mild grin.*
So, you just came to visit and poke me, or have you got something else in mind?
I-I don't knoowww
Fujo giggled playfully, groaning from the painful pressure on his chest. He wheezed out a breath.
S-surprise ehehe mee.. I-I-I waanna have a good time nngheheh
Oh yeah? I am feeling a little self-indulgent recently, and I've been meaning to do this to you anyway.
*PB removes his foot and leans down to poke Fujo in the forehead, shrinking tech immediately minimizing him down to two inches tall. At which point, he's scooped up into PB's hand to be lifted up and looked over carefully.*
Now you've become the Rick action figure, how's that feel? B]
Fujo looked up at PB from his new height, he was sitting down in his palm, his small hands feeling the lukewarm heat of his hand. He stood up and looked at PB smiling.
Hehehe w-woww is this how you feel whenever you're tiny? Y-you're so massive! I'm-I'm I'm honestly not that bothered hehe
Mhm. B] Pretty good times to be had.
*PB brought up his other hand to poke Fujo in the stomach once, then started tugging at his lab coat to remove it.*
Figures you'd be into macro play. How long until you're begging me to step on you, huh?
He looked at PB, a little confused but excited. His guard lowered from being poked, and he was now registering his coat being removed, tugging his arm back towards himself, not in an offended way but more so to test what was happening.
Wehehe I-I'm into anything you are baby teehehe a-ah! W-wh-why are you removing my coat?
Fujo's coat was now fully removed; he tugged at his sweater sleeves excitedly and bit his thumb, squealing a little on the inside.
*PB doesn't answer the question aloud, just lifts the lab coat to shove it into his own mouth and promptly swallow it.*
Fujo's face flushes a deep red as he watches PB proceed to swallow his coat, letting out a shaky breath he didn't realize he was holding. He holds the bottom of his sweater, covered palm up to his nose to preemptively stop the flow of blood from coming out.
O-ooh! Hehehheh ggoosh that's-that's hhot..
You think so? B] You'd go down just as easily, I bet.
*He flicks Fujo's slippers off of his feet to let them hit the floor.*
In due time, though. I feel like playing with my food today.
*PB pinches one of Fujo's feet and wiggles it playfully, grinning.*
Fujo tilted his head at PB, looking back briefly to see where his slippers landed —clearly unable to from his small size— before giggling as his foot was wiggled around. He laid down in the robots hand, sprawling out his remaining limbs in a starfish pose.
Teheehehe t-then do hehe w-wh-whatever you want with me.
He lifted a hand to his face as he giggled, biting at his nails a little and moving his feet around in excitement.
Oh, that's the plan, trinket. B]
*He lifts palm and oms Fujo's lower legs into his mouth to draw his socks off with his tongue, both at the same time, letting the bumps of his taste buds run along his tiny bare feet briefly.*
Fujo covered his face with his hand and let out a shaky breath followed by an anime-esque "eeyyaa..." sound, peeking through his fingers to watch the minute movements of his jaw, giggling and arching his back at the slight tickle from PB's taste buds.
Have you ever stalked or spied on other Ricks?
Plenty of times! I practically wear spyware every day hehe I've-I've been... banned from a lot of places for doing so though...
Goddamnit it's the stupid glasses, isn't it?!
Fujo puts his hands behind his back and tilts his head while looking at Coffee Rick, a cheeky grin plastered on his face.
Nnnoooo hehehehe, if I tell you spying would be less fun anywayss ;-)
Coffee Rick jumps at Fujo, making an attempt to swipe the glasses away from his face.
H-HEY!! I CAN'T– THOSE ARE PRESCRIPTION MAN GIVE THEM BACK–
Fujo tries to swat Coffee Rick's arm away and fails as he swipes Fujo's glasses off his face, leaving Fujo's vision blurry. He wipes his eyes and blinks a couple of times before squinting, his dark circles now fully visible.
Coffee Rick quickly turned his back away from Fujo as he inspected the glasses, which was hard to do with Fujo fighting for them.
I already removed all of your bugs from my house! I-I-I'm not just gonna sit here knowing that I possibly went through all of that shit for nothing!
Fujo tried reaching over Coffee Rick's back, grabbing uselessly for his glasses, flailing his hand around unable to see where he was grabbing.
O-OKAY OKAY okayokay G-give them back!! I can't– can't see SHIT right now p-pleaseee Coco pleaseee! I-I have–have a hidden photo camera in them I promise that's it!!
A smirk suddenly began to form on Coffee Rick's face, which was unheard of around Fujo. For once, Coffee Rick found something that bothered Fujo. For all of the times Fujo had annoyed the hell out of Coffee Rick, he was going to milk every second of this.
Well, you can't just tell me and not let me see it! Is it on the frame? That's definitely where I'd hide something like that!
Coffee Rick waved Fujo's glasses around as he held them by one of its temples, taunting Fujo as he held them just out of his reach.
Fujo furrowed his brow and grumbled, putting his head in his hands for a second and pulling them down off his face.
Coffee!! G-give give me my glasses! I-it's-it's on the frames, yes, okay!? Give them– here!!!
Fujo reached up, flailing and trying to pull Coffee Rick's arm down to grab his glasses, his head began to hurt from the constant focusing and unfocusing of his vision as he squinted, he looked at Coffee Rick's face with pure frustration at how much enjoyment he got out of this.
🎸 What ways would you use to court other Ricks? What do you do with the rest of your time besides being obsessed with Ricks?
🎸 Well, most Ricks I want to "court" usually except drugs or alcohol butttt if you stroke a Ricks ego enough —even if they're lesser than you— they'll usually let you hit hehehe I've learned Ricks are incredibly easy. As for what I do, eheh I usually bar hop, or play solo gigs while bar hopping, I'm a free man I do whatever I like whenever I like ;-)
How do you feel about Teddy Rick?
I want to cut a hole in him and put a clit pump inside him so I can put my dick inside and feel him sucking me in while I fuck him :-)
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😵💫 （Chef hesitated and poke him from a distance with his robot arm）
— @x1633chefrick
Fujo watched as Chef reached his robot arm out to poke his cheek, grinning like a madman the entire time excited to see a new Rick to harass converse with.
Ehehehe I-I llovee your techhh, mhmhehe cool-cool arm..!!
He waved as friendly as he could while blood leaked out of his nose.
He stopped waving, touched his hand to his face, realized his nose was bleeding, and quickly pulled out a handkerchief to wipe it away, face flushed with embarrassment.
Ah! Heheh y-yyeah yeayeayeayea I'm–I-I'm fine hehe, hap-happens a lott
Forget it, I’ve met enough weirdos. But I’ve never seen a Rick this excited before. Do you just-Hmm sit here waiting for someone to pat your shoulder or-or poke you with their fingers??
Don't you have anything else to do??
N-no ^_^ hehehe I-I mean I just want to see what'll happen it's so fun to-to watch Ricks walk by and glance at me tooooo ehehehe
//drew a full body thing for Fujo in his 30s!! I love him a lot a lot
//umm also if u want to send 30'S FUJO SPECIFICALLY an ask u can add the 🎸emoji before u send an ask if u want idk im not ur boss
