Entitled to do Better

👏 WHERE 👏 IS 👏 THAT 👏 COLD 👏 WEATHER 👏

we warned you about that anime shit

Most important lesson I learned in the past year is, don’t let anyone turn you cruel. No matter how badly you wanna give the world a taste of its own bitter medicine. It’s never worth losing yourself over.

shout out to all the people still following me even though im a fucking idiot

reblog if u a lil ugly

Gah damn

this ending in a recipe literally changed my fucking life i thought i was being spread some fucking truisms abt the ugliness of marriage but it was literally a preamble to creme brulee brownies. writing is fake

if i was a criminal i would do all my crimes on a scooter so the police would only see one footprint every few meters and theyd look for a one-legged man with powerful jumping muscles instead of me

anyone else have a great sense of fashion in their head but too lazy and/or broke to actually let it be a reality

daily reminder to stay hydrated and not give a fuck about what other people think

why is being alive so expensive. i’m not even having a good time

Clear your mind here

i respect and admire tumblr’s determination to make 2018 a good wholesome year with all the positive vibes being sent out, but i am but a humble man, and i have Both of my knives in Both of my hands. 2018, dont try shit bitch

2018 is Wholesome By Any Means Necessary

2018 is an overly friendly and optimistic hostage situation except this time 2018 is the hostage

Fuck, Millennials are fucking hilarious

I always feel better about youths after a good vine comp.

t-t-t-t-t-target!!!!!

“Bitch cone get me, not only is he ugly but his dishes talk!” “Who you talking to Belle?” “Uh… No one…. bitch that was his plate!”

no offense but i want every little kid to be safe and have a good childhood

the thirst for knowledge