Obviously Clever

a concept: heavy rainfall when you’re tucked up in bed. like if u agree.

whoever said diamonds are a girl's best friend clearly has never met ibuprofen

Actually literally accurate. The song originates in the 1949 musical Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, while ibuprofen was invented in 1961.

This interview is OVER!

you CANNOT interrogate a minor by themselves!!!

work tomorrow is one of the worst things that can happen to you

rice is like a best friend and a lover to me

i bite you?

i bite you?

i bite you?

i bite you?

i b. actually that looks pretty bad. i put a bandages on it

99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!

THEN WTF GROWS FROM THE WALLS???

Omnisexuals. If it floats it's an asexual.

The fact that two different users have told me omnisexuals grow on walls means it must be true.

I Am Always Right And Accurate