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new york city im so HAPPY for you and your HOT EARLY-MID 30S PERSONABLE DEMSOC MAYOR who gave you FREE CHILDCARE and HEATED RIVALRY and WORE A HAT TO KEEP HIS HEAD WARM WHILE SHOVELING DUE TO PUBLIC REQUEST and LOVES TRANSITION and SPEAKS AT LEAST 6 LANGUAGES i’m so FUCKING happy for you for real.

Hey guys, check out my impression of Christ our Lord!!! *cares deeply about my fellow man and participates in things that positively affect my community*

in my richard papen era(failing academics, in need of friends, romantising things i don't even understand)

I don't see enough people talking about Judy poovy repeating exactly what the greek class just discussed in a simpler matter. It's the definition of men's deeply philosophical thoughts being just another Wednesday afternoon for teenage girls

Richard Papen is truly god's strongest soldier because imagine being in love with every single member of your friend group and then learning said friends regularly host hedonistic rituals in which they all sleep together and to which you alone are not invited

staying up until 1am with your friends is like. wow we’re so fucking cool we’re so fucking badass we should go on a road trip or become famous or maybe hang out here forever because i dont wanna be anywhere that isnt with you guys im so full of love and joy and a live fast die young mentality. and staying up until 1am by yourself is like. for the third time this year i am genuinely contemplating suicide. good thing i dont have the executive function to clean up my room

no actually i don't think antivaxxers' kids should die from a disease. i don't think gun advocates' kids should die in school shooting. children dying is bad actually, even if they're children of people you don't like.

"i hope *anti queer politician* ends up with queer kids" fucking why do you hope that you asshole

Tumblr user, look at me. Your problems with organized religion are not solved by harassing random religious people on the internet.