I think one of the funniest things I’ve accidentally taught my parrot is yelling “WHAT?” The best part is that if he says something weird and and someone else says “what???” he usually repeats what he just said. Like just now, I was cooking in the kitchen and he heard me boiling water so he asked “you wanna noodle?” but I couldn’t quite hear him so I yelled “WHAT” and he repeated “you wanna noodle?”

Less funny things I’ve accidentally taught my parrot:

Remember Santa Cruz 🤦🏻‍♀️!!!!?????

“I just want you to be happy. If that’s with me or with someone else or with nobody. I just want you to be happy.”

3-word truth:

𝒜𝓁𝒶𝓉𝒾𝓃𝒶𝒲𝒾𝒻𝑒𝓎

"Unfortunately, many people do not consider fun an important item on their daily agenda. For me, that was always a high priority in whatever I was doing." - Chuck Yeager

““She’s complicated. That’s what I like best about her.””

Ready to be home- c’mon mia- you don’t miss me- haha

No, not really

Worst. Phone. Answerer. Ever.

Fuck I’m glad I’m not the only one!