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Nature Documentary: these deep sea creatures can withstand crushing pressures of thousands of pounds per square inch!

I'm working on a client report and my CEO looked over it and asked how made it. I asked him if he meant, like, the graphs and he said "No this whole thing is really nice with the text and the images put together so well. Did you use an AI tool or something to arrange it like a book?" And I just have him kind of blank look and said "No, I've been doing print layout and design for twenty five years. I'm building this as a template we can use with other clients that will just need images dropped in. And the graphs are all screenshots from tools we already use."

while jamming my entire body between two closing elevator doors today, i was met with wide eyes, and i thought to myself "this probably looks frightening to people that don't have a thorough technical understanding of how elevators work and the history behind why they are so insanely safe"

like. man goes to a company, bricks and minifigs, to have them sell his lego set worth $200k usd in order to help his dads medical expenses. bam then proceeds to fucking steal the legos, advertise it as theirs, and when he goes to get them back they 1) fire the representative that signed the contract 2) shut down the store where the deal happened 3) threatened him with expensive legal fees 4) fucking. BRIBED THE COPS TO REPEATEDLY HARASS HIM AND A YOUTUBER HE WAS WORKING WITH TO DEAL WITH THE SITUATION.