✧ Stargazer ✧

my new year's resolution is to be normal

it probably feels kind of good to get forcibly shut down as a frozen computer

I almost said “this is knocking me up” to something that Amused me. I really dont know what i was even trying to say

That was pretty funny. Im pregnant, with laughter. Can you say that again?

1000 transgender furries forever

1000 FAT transgender furries forever

1000000000 fat transgender furries with soft tummies send post

1000000000000000 fat transgender furries that are black coded and disabled and use mobility aids

the thing that really cheeses my cake about flies getting in my house is they clearly don't want to be there anyway. like at least the ants trying to steal cereal from my pantry had a goal and a plan. you are just here because you're too stupid to use a window twice

hate it when the people who I love are suffering due to circumstances beyond my control 👎 there should be a sea monster that I can slay to fix the problem

nobody ever gets locked in a tower or chained to a rock at sea anymore - it's always some shit like chronic illness or ptsd related depression

btw u dont have anger issues, its everybody around u thats making u angry thats the problem and u should eliminate them