Quarter Life Crisis

thinking about that one wordless calvin and hobbes sunday strip thats just calvins dad ditching his work to go play in the snow... its going to make me cry

@thefebruaryfriday

telephone (lady gaga ft. beyoncé)…….you just had to be there

wait americans can just. buy massive bottles of ibuprofen what the fuck

when you’re on here like ‘mmm yummy five ibuprofen make headache go away’ you’re not struggling with little packets you’re just straight chugging that shit what the fuck

i imagine its compensation for not actually having healthcare

“if you take medication for that, you’ll be taking medication all your life!!” yeah, and?? bud, i already put on my glasses every morning. it’s like. a condition of mine, not a side hobby i’m pursuing irresponsibly. 

can i get a hell yea if you’re still gonna be wasting your time on this website in 2014

Is she fucking the alligator?

I assume based on the name of the movie it is about a woman lying to her husband about having an affair with a cartoon crocodile