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Blue Lock: Heartbreak in the striker program (a little bit of angst)
part 4
The atmosphere inside Blue Lock had changed. Not because of a speech. Not because of Ego.
But because of one simple factβ
Team Z had survived long enough to reach Team V.
And you were still there.
In the waiting corridor, the tension was familiar.
Yoichi Isagi was quiet, focused on the upcoming match.
Meguru Bachira was bouncing on his heels like nothing in the world could stress him.
But what stood out mostβ was the silence between three people.
Seishiro Nagi leaned against the wall, staring at you like it was the most normal thing in the world.
Reo Mikage stood beside him, arms crossed, watching her more than the hallway.
You yawned.
βWhy is everyone staring like Iβm about to disappear?β
Reo replied immediately.
βBecause you usually end up somewhere unpredictable.β
βIβm literally standing still.β
βThatβs what worries me.β
Nagi spoke softly.
βYou didnβt come to Team V.β
You blinked.
βwe all got assigned to different ones, but fate decided to put you both together.β
Reo scoffed.
βYeah but still...β
you raise a brow at the purple hair boy.
βwhy are you acting like it's my fault?.β
That shut him up.
Not because you were wrongβ but because you weren't. .
Team Vβs coordination was perfect.
Nagiβs control of the ball was unreal.
Reoβs passing was precise.
And the rest of Team V moved like a single machine.
On the sidelines, you watched quietly.
No cheering. No shouting. Just observation.
Isagi noticed your focus.
βYouβre analyzing them?β he asked during a brief pause.
You nodded.
βTheyβre predictable.β
Isagi blinked.
βThatβs a bold statement.β
βItβs not bold if itβs true.β
Bachira appeared beside her.
βY/N, Y/N! Who do you think is the scariest?β
You pointed immediately.
βSeishiro.β
Bachira gasped.
βNot me?!β
βYouβre loud, not scary.β
ββ¦That hurts.β
βYouβll survive.β
Nagi begins to seriously evolve during the match.
His control becomes sharper.
His instincts activate.
He starts playing less like a lazy geniusβ¦
and more like a striker.
Every time he scoresβ
his eyes flick toward you for a split second.
Not long enough for anyone to call it obvious.
But Isagi notices.
Of course he does.
Reo starts forcing plays more aggressively.
Not just for victoryβ
but for control.
For validation.
For something that feels like the trio they used to have.
During one possession, he calls out:
βNagi!β
The pass is perfect. Like always. But Nagi hesitates for half a second.
Just one.
Isagi steals the rhythm immediately.
Goal opportunity created. And the chance is gone.
Reo freezes. Not angry yet. Just confused. Like something didnβt compute correctly. You see it from the side. And your expression tightens slightly.
Bachira enters his unpredictable mode during the match.
Dribbling. Laughing. Creating chaos.
At one point, he ends up next to you again during a brief reset.
βDid you see that?! I almost became a monster!β
You nodded.
βYouβre already weird enough without trying.β
Bachira grins.
βThatβs a compliment, right?β
ββ¦Sure.β
But even he glances toward Nagi and Reo.
And realizes something is off.
Not tactical. Emotional.
Patterns. Gaps. Intentions. And people.
Especially you. Not as a distraction.
But as a constant variable affecting multiple players at once.
βSheβs not even playing,β Isagi mutters.
βAnd sheβs still changing the match.β
That thought sticks.
Team V pushes harder.
Nagi evolves fully into his instinct-driven style.
Reo struggles to keep up emotionally with his own decisions.
And you stay on the sidelines the entire time.
Watching everything unfold.
Quietly. Calmly. Too calmly.
At one point, Nagi dribbles past defenders effortlessly.
But instead of shooting immediatelyβ
he pauses. Just slightly.
His eyes flick to the sideline.
To you.
That hesitation is enough.
Isagi reads it. Intercepts the timing.
Goal sequence begins.
Team Z closes the gap.
Team V wins.
But the match doesnβt feel clean.
Not emotionally.
Reo walks off first. No celebration. No reaction.
Nagi follows slowly. Not looking back immediately.
You step forward slightly.
βHey.β
Reo stops.
Doesnβt turn fully.
βstop being so saltyβ you say.
Reo scoffs lightly.
βsalty? just shut your mouth.β
You were taken aback
"excusβ
Nagi cuts you off.
βY/n you should probably not.β
You scoff
βShut the hell up, don't tell me what to do.β
Pause.
βDon't blame this whole messed up shit on me.β
Reo gulps as he knows that tone when someone pisses you off.
Nagi shut his mouth immediately.
"what? got nothing to say now?"
Reo and Nagi dont answer.
The speaker on top announces that all teams to go back to their rooms.
You leave , turning away from Nagi and Reo.
And thatβs it.
No dramatic goodbye.
No confession.
That night, Blue Lock continues as usual.
Training. Noise.
Egoβs system running.
But inside the roomsβ
something has shifted.
Reo is quieter.
Nagi is thinking more than usual.
Isagi is analyzing everything deeper than before.
Bachira is still smilingβ¦
but watching more carefully.
And you?
You sit in your room.
Thinking about what happened with reo and nagi.
Staring at nothing in particular.
But something came up in your head as you realized something simple.
You didnβt change the match.
But You changed how people played it.
Without even trying.
I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF
This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.
Reblogging because itβs a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.
MAGIC POTATO GO!π₯
here we go again
reblogging the golden potato
hoping it will work
that my life will get a perk
Always reblog the potato.
Rebloged.
lowkey need luck rn ππ₯π₯π₯
Potato of luck make my Japanese test go well
potato of luck
my semester test will go well tomorrow π―
No chances better job opportunities
Or you out grew foster care and get kicked out having no clue on what to do next
.αβ βOUR TOMOLIFE
PAIRING β nagi seishiro x fem ! reader SYNOPSIS β nagi gets jealous that your isagi mii has a crush on you in tomodachi life, because he's that petty.
nagi seishiro didnβt hate tomodachi life. he actually thought it was kind of interesting, in the same way watching a car crash was interesting. everything on the island was unpredictable. one minute someone was crying because they dropped their sandwich, the next they were asking for a new outfit like nothing happened.
SOOOO CUTE
Knowing you can cheat in the game- oh noooooo

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IM CRYING WTFFFFF DONT WORRY MEL AND MARY I GOT YOU
mice are having sex in my walls :(
the mice are fucking AND now i'm getting heckled
@oyavaskiβ i think the funniest part of this is you thinking that this is fake because.....some of us are the same age and we have normal tumblr names i guess lmao????
never thought i'd get accused of faking having a mice infestation for tumblr clout and yet here we are
you fucked those mice yourself
I fucked those mice myself
Mice deserve a place to raise a family to!
Not risking it
Watching windbreaker and this fool looks like my dog lmfao

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" My love can't take it no more ! ! "
ft. they all ooc! bro . michael kaiser . isagi yoichi . meguru bachira . otoya eita . shidou ryusei . freaky ahh msgs . more crack idk bro . smau
your bsfs when you post yourself after you're healing from your ex :
a/n: hey my glorious princesses </3 i'm sorry for being so inactive recently im trying to cook i swear!!! enjoy these pls i laughed please laugh
β Β©iqxatlantic / isaisliterallyhim, 2025
isa ate with this one πββοΈ
ISAGIβS THO DHSJKSKSKS THEY DONβT MAKE MEN LIKE THIS ANYMORE I FEAR π
Riiiin where have all the good men gone siiiiiiigh
I JUST SPENT A FORTUNE ON THESE TWO BUT LET ME TELL YOU IT IS WORTH IT TO MEEEE OMFGGGGG THEY'LL BE BESTIES WITH MY DANHENG
episode nagi βΆ αΆ»z .α
β blue lock nagi seishiro x fem!reader. smau streamer series
summary
nagi has just been locked off, and you, his self-declared biggest fan, are struggling to accept the facts. when nagi announces that heβs starting a streaming account, how will you and your nagi-loving followers react?
genre/cw
short smau series (chs w writing indicated w a β¨οΈ), crack and fluff with a hint of angst, nagi was eliminated from blue lock, nagi and y/n are streamers, y/n runs a βsecretβ nagi seishiro fan account, y/n is lowkey kinoshita utage (tamonβs b-side) coded, nagifan1-7 are irrelevant and there as filler characters, canon events after manga ch 300 are irrelevant, cursing, cringe, kys and inappropriate jokes, timestamps are irrelevant
playlist
sayonara cross treck, miraidempa .α unslept, miraidempa .α receiver, miraidempa .α new computers, girlfriends .α the love i lost, fried by fluoride .α cannot get over you, requiem for you .α crystal of faded childhood, kairi the maid .α tower of memories, ivri .α sink, plastic tree .α leave, whirr .α kuchuburanko, plastic tree .α join me (in death), avalanche effect .α flesh, sleepwalk .α so bitter, stxlkin .α link here
status
β ongoing, updates fluctuate daily/weekly
profiles | nagiβs biggest fan
0 | rip nagi
1 | usernagi
2 | here lies nagixlover
3 | nagination
4 | caretaker nagi
5 | missing nagi hours
6 | nagi is typing
7 | nagi x nagi
8 |
taglist (OPEN)
@mioql0 @luvsagi @ramuchansuki @3stela @magpieka @catyrv @cosmorainpuddle @ravenbc @miss-aesthetic-13 @xoxojisu @sugarplumred @nsqkdfresa @seishirocloud @nagisnumber1fan @angelin4ssss @blizzyblitz @tecchouss @souledghost @x3nafix @koilolz @codedcanon @7thenigmata @cyyberangell @xyneon @whereiswheniswenweiweiiii @alonelyartist1432 @anastaxiah @goobaglob @tanzerz @ctrlkenma @kuronarnze @childesdog69 @raidumpster @jazfartz2 @zanksa @nishiriks @theghostk3lly
Β©neeeooon, 2026
Ima do a trend that involves dimensions and sleep (don't search because I don't want anyone to get hurt because of my own stupidity/mistakes) I really really wanna dream because I never dream and I'm bored and I really wanna experience what everyone else experienced this is just for my own personal sake call it a journal if you will so in case I forget after I wake up I'll know
DH PT (Dan Heng Permansor Terrae)
PH (Phainon)
SD (Sunday)
AX (Anaxa)
LA (Luocha)
444
111
333
999
Knapsack
Little hat
Horn
Cloth
Skeleton key
(everything else is written in paper so this is just half digitized and gn guys I love you)
Birthday post πππππππππHAPPY BIRTHDAY MY PRECIOUS BABYYYYY
HE makes me wet like β―βΏβ πΒ alwaysπβ― βΏ
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We made it guys.. kinda
when im in a shit from ass updates competition but discord shows up
AND HERE'S TUMBLR WITH THE STEEL CHAIR βΌοΈβΌοΈβΌοΈβΌοΈβΌοΈ
Still waiting for the worst