Multiship Garbage

decided ima continue being a soft bitch that cares too much bc that’s what makes me me

if i was a city guard during a siege and my enemies sent me a giant wooden horse as a gift i would simply not have allowed it past the gates

i would have just said sir the vibes coming from this thing are absolutely disgusting. no thank you.

RIP to Laocoon but I’m different.

Cis people with trans headcanons are.. suspicious

If you’re cis & you immediately go “hehe he’s trans” when a male character is short or thin or whatever…….. I don’t trust like that

If you’re cis & you immediately go “ooh she’s trans” when a female character is tall or muscular or whatever, I especially don’t trust like that

Cissies can and should reblog this but y'all best not be clowns in the notes

You’re right and you should say it

As a trans woman, we have to keep an eye out for this as well! Making headcanons that a character is a trans man because they’re “small” or “thin” or “soft featured” is really suspect and not great!

taking off my bra, puting on a big t-shirt, and crawling into bed at the end of the day is very sexy of me if I do say so myself 

me but at 2 in the afternoon after like running one errand

ok same

THE PORTAL OPENS

Are TikToks eligible for Academy awards?

No joke I’m still laughing oh my gosh