cherry

Please stop making caards listing out all your mental illnesses, race, age, gender, sexuality, full name, location, school, job history, specific special interests and hyperfixations to the point where someone can easily stalk you through the information you are posting. No one is entitled to know any of this for any reason. You don’t need to prove anything to anyone.

it would be funny to take a controller into the super mario bros movie and pretend you were playing it. unless he dies in the movie. a cinema full of people thinking you killed mario... kids crying... not good

there is a spectrum specifically for actors that used to be wrestlers and one end of the spectrum is dwayne johnson who’s like, a pretty competent actor, but like he really only has the one performance he can do and that performance is just The Rock. but that’s okay because you don’t hire the rock to Not have him just be the rock in your movie. the other end of the spectrum is bautista, who is like actually shockingly good as an actor and seemingly has a genuine love and interest in the craft and is actively working to expand his range and see what he can do. somewhere in the spectrum in some unidentified quadrant is vin diesel who has never been a wrestler but just seems so much like a guy who would be a washed up meathead wrestler turned washed up meathead actor that it’s impossible to shake but also impossible to pin down. an enigma

it's fun, it's vintage, it's maybe even a little seductive, it's mining for asbestos and dying of completely unrelated illnesses

bruh i’m like my dog i’m just shitting to shit at this point

so funny when people are like "this is the first pansexual Thai person in overwatch!" like girl u know that's a video game right

sometimes your wife is an animated man

wow what a funny post *is hit by the light of a full moon and painfully transforms into a gimmick blog* 3/10 (image of jack black frowning thumbs down)

Glad my Australian baddies are loving this one

fuck oath cunt

are you guys OK. sometimes i get the vibe, that you are at your wits end

what with all the kafka quotes and depression music