CM Incorrect Quotes :D

Reid: You know my motto: carpe diem, carpe noctem, carpe coles.

Sam: We should get you to a doctor for a check up immediately. What if it happens again, and there isn’t anyone around to help you? What if it’s congenital? Oh my God! Was it me? Did I hurt you?

Reid, talking to Fran: No, Mrs. Morgan. We didn't even have a real wedding, we went to the courthouse on a Thursday.

*Reid and Morgan talking about Wii Tennis*

Reid's flirting: If I were a painter, you would be my muse. Although, even with all the talent in the world, with the highest quality paint, the most luxurious brush, the best canvas, I wouldn't be able to capture your beauty. Most of your grace would slip through my fingers, and even then, scholars hundreds of years in the future would marvel at your likeness. They would debate whether you were real or an idealized sketch of perfection. Divinity out there, if there be any, could not create anything out there that rivals your allure if it were given millenia to prepare."

Doyle gets down on one knee

Morgan: This snow got me feeling some type of way.

Prentiss: Small creatures are way more aggressive because all their anger has less room to bottle up in.

Prentiss: You know you've made it when you see your picture up everywhere you go.

*After The Reid and JJ Fight™*

Rossi: Why are you on the floor?

Morgan, telling a story: Y'know, when I was small-

Prentiss: A man once told me to put on more clothes.

Reid: You and Hotch are having a baby.

Hotch: While I’m gone, Emily, you’re in charge.

Reid, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him?