higher, further, gayer

I think I was put on this earth to read good books but unfortunately I have to be "employed" to "live"

dude stop before i develop a strange and powerful fondness for you

me anytime a female character acts remotely fruity and/or badass

actually hate that the bodys response to anything is nausea. ate too much? nauseous. ate too little? nauseous. an imaginary threat got you scared? be nauseous. on your period? you guessed it. sawed into your hand and need to go to the emergency room? perhaps throwing up into your open wound will be of help

every time my 11 year old MacBook turns on I’m like “I’m so proud of you, old girl. My faithful friend since boarding school, my long-suffering Sims 4 vehicle. You’re more reliable than my own father.”

"Thoughts on women?" Yeah pretty much constantly