Looking for My Vape

Sucking two dicks at the same time like that pig in chicken little

My girlfriend is on a cruise so while she’s gone I’m gonna cut the sleeves off of all my shirts

why

She’s pretty much 85% of my impulse control

This post is around 10 years old and I just had someone bring it up to me at a wedding

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

I’m ready to be transformed by the ibuprofen . I’m ready to be born again in its purifying light.

come with me for a day in the life of a knight! yearning. yearning. yearning. yearning. yearning. yearning. swords. yearning. yearning. yearning. yearning. more swords. yearning. yearning. yearning. yearning. yearning.

not gonna lie the life of a knight fucking sucks.

THIS IS A QUILT?!?!?!?