schizoid's dumpster

Hey I'm going out to devour the stars and mill the very bones of existence into a fine powder to rebuilt this universe's carcass anew. Do you want anything from the store?

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now

but do you play shorter games with worse graphics made by people who are paid more to work less 🤨

the thing about "I want shorter games with worse graphics made by people who are paid more to work less and I'm not kidding" is that these games exist and are out there and you have to make the conscious choice to seek them out instead of just expecting the big companies to deliver this, because they will not

yes i will call myself slurs for no good reason

i'm kinda weird and very unstable at night

Chalk is squids road.