Spooky Scary Sentence Starters
Some Halloween starters! Feel free to edit how you see fit!
“Aren’t you a little old to be trick or treating?”
“I’m never too old for candy.”
“They’re nutritious teats!”
“Even the dentist gave us candy.”
“When the sign said one I think they meant the candy… not the whole bowl.”
“I’m going to eat all of this candy tonight!”
“Wait! We missed this neighborhood!”
“No one dares to trick or treat at that house…”
“I thought we weren’t supposed to go this way.”
“Why are all my starbursts YELLOW?!”
“Wait! I have extra candy!”
“Is it just me or were those people a little creepy?”
“Two yellow starbursts? Now that’s terrifying.”
“Woah, hey it’s okay. It’s not real, _. I’m sorry I didn’t know this would freak you out this much.”
“I don’t understand how you enjoy these places.”
“Why did we have to go to a REAL haunted house?! Why couldn’t we just go to the ones where you just pay actors to scare you?!”
“Oh, we scared them real good.”
“What do you think of these special effects for the haunted house?”
“Lamest haunted house ever.”
“I think I’m going to be sick.”
“We shouldn’t have come here!”
“This house is abandoned for a reason.”
“Don’t worry, the ghosts here are friendly.”
“You can talk to ghosts?”
“If you want to come to a haunted house, just come to mine.”
“I’m not scared of anything!”
“Let’s get some booze up in this place so we can party with the ghosts!”
“I don’t think ghosts can drink alcohol.”
“Getting drunk/high in a haunted house doesn’t sound like a good idea.”
“Stop taunting the ghosts!”
“Fuck this shit, I’m outta here.”
“Don’t worry, they’re harmless.”
“Being actors for a haunted house is pretty fun.”
“Don’t worry, I’ll protect you from all the monsters.”
“Let’s stay home and watch a bunch of horror movies.”
“Gosh, you look so hot in that.”
“The candy is going on sale the day after! We can go buy it all!”
“Wanna be my date to the costume party?”
“Oh these couple costumes are so much fun!”
“Don’t worry, I’ll cuddle you during all the scary parts.”
“Let’s carve pumpkins together!”
“Look I carved my pumpkin to look like you- or well I tried.”
“You’re the only treat I need.”
“How about we go on a walk.”
“Kissing under the full moon on a Halloween night is rather romantic.”
“Let’s go on the hayride!”
“I got you all of your favorite treats.”
“Cmon, let’s go to the fall festival!”
“Come help me with the Halloween decorations~”
“Sorry, love, but you just can’t scare me. You’re too cute.”
“Hold my hand, you seem scared.”
“Let’s dance to some spooky tunes!”
“I made us some caramel apples.”
“Are you scared or do you just want to hold my hand?”
“Woah, these stories are pretty scary.”
“I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to scare you that badly!”
“We need ALL the spooky decorations.”
“Is that a ring in the jack-o-lantern?”
“Maybe a date in a creepy forest on Halloween was a bad idea…”
“Well be the cutest couple on Halloween!”
“I’d still love you even if you were a monster.”
“Halloween gives me the creeps.”
“No way I’m leaving the house today.”
“You’re a vampire/werewolf/monster/etc?!”
“Weird things keep happening.”
“I’m beginning to think I’m cursed.”
“Why do you always decorate with those creepy dolls for Halloween?!”
“You’re definitely that guy who’s always first to die in a horror movie.”
“Oh I love those decorations!”
“BOO! I totally scared you!”
“IT’S SPOOKY TIME BITCHES!”
“Candy corn is disgusting.”
“Candy corn is the true Halloween candy!”
“You’ve heard of pineapple pizza, now brace yourselves for CANDY CORN PIZZA!”
“Halloween is the best holiday.”
