I'm A Dude Now

the thing about piracy is that i know i deserve everything for free forever

i don’t know how people care about sports but it’s okay

it’s really not.

i’m tired of pretending it’s okay. we have to kill them

Worlds oldest haunted house has passed away at the age of 207

they're making the omelas child go to therapy so it can learn about interpersonal accountability and realize the impact that its confusing and antisocial behavior has on the people around it

It’s a tony soprano summer

What this means

everyone needs to grow the fuck up and start playing pretend with toys

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

supid

supid.

now THIS is the spirit of Halloween

Just tried to play an ancient flute and it started filling the room with this awful miasma that wont go away

Ryan reynolds pisses me off so bad

He's like a car commercial that turned into a real guy

i am always one wrong word away from being shot by all the people who find me tolerable

this pride month we’re all going to be radically pro transgender. or else.

hey so this means radically pro ALL transgender. don’t put limitations on this. all trans people are radically accepted here.

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?