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we are kind of in "fetish world where everyone does my fetish" but the fetish is heteromonogamy

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Happy World Oceans day! 🌊

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asleepinawell

daily pep talk i give myself

imverylucky

playa one and playa two...what you gonna do

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wiisagi-maiingan

"Things that make your front door look tacky" "lawn decorations that lower your property value" "why you should never paint your rooms bright colors" "unique styles make your home impossible to sell" "plants that make a garden unattractive to buyers" SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP BASING YOUR HOME DECOR DECISIONS ON WHO WILL LIVE THERE NEXT AND JUST DO WHAT MAKES YOU FEEL HAPPY AND SECURE IN YOUR SPACE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

wiisagi-maiingan

We are being encouraged to see our homes, places that many of us will live for years if not decades or our entire lives, as transient spaces that only exist to be sold one day. Don't plant your favorite flowers, buyers don't like them. Don't hang up tacky windchimes, buyers don't like them. Don't paint your living room your favorite color, buyers don't like color. Don't use unique tiles in your bathroom, buyers don't like that. Don't put plastic flamingoes and gnomes in your yard, buyers don't like them. Don't put put pretty knobs on your doors and unique plates on your light switches, buyers don't like that. Don't put up pretty light fixtures, buyers don't like them. Don't do this, don't do that, don't do anything to your home even if you're not planning on selling it anytime soon because someone is always preparing to buy it from you and you don't want to scare away a potential buyer, right?

I think everyone who gives "advice" like that is actually a shill for predatory real estate companies. And if they're not, why are they doing all that work for free?

megpie71

As someone who is currently looking to buy their own forever home, I can tell you something I'm noticing from my perusal of the real estate listings: individuality sells. Seriously, my budget is such that most of what I'm looking at is "dog box" commuter flats, which are largely built to a few highly similar patterns, and the ones which stay on the market longest tend to be the ones which are generic beige boxen. Anything quirky seems to sell quickly. Anything that's been looked over by someone with an eye to creating more storage space, or with an acknowledgement to the truth that people wear clothing and eat food (two things real estate agents apparently find incomprehensible) flies off the market at top speed. But a generic commuter flat in generic "designer" shades designed to be sold to the highest bidder? ... These days they're staying on the market longer and longer (and often the seller has to reset the price range downward at least once).

Don't think of the buyers when you're decorating. Think of the inhabitants.

wintersoldierfell

you've heard of death of the author, now get ready for death of the audience: where instead of basing your reaction on a thousand uninformed opinions online, you actually read the text and engage with it

wintersoldierfell

girl help there's people on this post who can't actually read my text

slavicafire

why don't you present yourself more femininely?

fat medieval hedgehog

gayhockeyshow

Hey…. Hey… Characters covered in blood, okay? You remember characters covered in blood?? You used to love characters covered in blood

catdotwav

whatever you call this

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draconym

i would rather see the information for an event handwritten in sharpie on a paper towel than see another AI generated flyer

podcastwizard

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

podcastwizard

lot of people commenting on this post like "who eats lunch at 4pm that's a terrible time to eat lunch" yes. that is the point. 4pm lunch is inadvisable. 4pm lunch is not the ideal. 4pm lunch makes the mind demons real.

tweetsongs

i agree so much about making your blorbos pathetic but i do fear that many take this to mean 'make them more traditionally feminine/submissive' which genuinely hurts my soul. make your blorbos pathetic in interesting character-oriented ways. understand their neuroses and turn the dials up to eleven. juxtapose the parts of life they handle extremely well with the parts of their lives that make them eat shit. make them angry. make them cold. make them pave their own way to hell while building walls preventing them from seeing any other way. please i'm begging you no more pathetic as an euphemism for bottoming im gonna mclose it.

emp-roar

"Yeah, the OSIC are really in control." - Drifter. OSIC agents had a tussle with none other than the Drifter.

crazy-brazilian

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sailatina3

This is how people talk about HRT.

nitw

adhd demand avoidance/paralysis is the fuckin enemyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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