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quali 2 -

something wrong with edo's car? gets returned to the garage pretty quickly

oop di resta' front left is popped? something wrong with the panel too -> went a bit wide lol

red flag?? O.o -> there was just a drain cover loose on the curb, paffett ran over it first

oh jesus i didn't look at the length of the vid it's a whole hour instead of 33 min :'D

oh hi pascal!

aiya looks like di resta's out

we get a luggi shot of him just sitting in the car, helmet on, one leg up, eyes wide and focused, just messing with his nails at 40 min lol

there's like 4 people under edo's car oof

positions: tomblom, rast, wittman, luggi p4, green p5+10, eki p10+5, paffett p11, edo p15, and maro p16

race 2 -

eki is p15, green p16

LUGGI GOOD START

maro goes grass munching

rast past luggi for p3 and rocky past wickens, both at the same corner lol

paffett and glock have a nice side by side chat, paffett gets ahead

aiya green overtakes eki

rast p1 and rocky p2 pit at the same time

wickens and tomblom touch, tomblom loses some bits -> ah his right back panel is slightly fucked into his tire before going loose lol

green and eki pit from lead at 15 min -> eki bad stop D:

wickens drive through pen

tomblom retirement oof -> ah wickens retires too

there's still debris just in the middle of the track?? surely that's not safe???

rast and spengler touch, rast now p2

spengler last to pit with 4 min left lol

eki moves up a few places but it isn't enough to match the points of rast :(

awww rast is so happy tho :')

love to see all the cars doing donuts!

ooo the trophy was designed by fans, thats fun!

oop eki was asked if he's staying and he just said 'i don't know, we'll see' :'D

ending: wittman, rast, rocky, paffett p4, green ended up p5, eki p8, edo p9, luggi p10, and maro p13

quali 1 -

oh hey there's da costa

oop rocky may be blocking edo lol, edo's pissed

luggi was p1 at some pint but ends p15 :'D

first row both bmws, second both audis, third both mercs lol

oh schieder's also here hi schieder

positions: glock, martin, green, edo p5, eki p10, paffett p11, luggi p15, and maro p17 :(

race 1 -

SEB!!!

oh hi dc :D

oh maro is orange now okay -> he pits first

luggi with a smooth inside overtake on spengler, noice

green and glock battle for p1, glock gets pushed way wide and goes actually flying, comes out ahead of green? -> green overtakes him again

its always muller helping eki lol, he's ahead of luggi with eki behind -> luggi overtakes muller hell yeah!

rocky and glock battle very well for p2 on the last lap, rocky gets ahead!

oop green has a 10 place grid drop for tmr -> and eki has a plus 5 oh no

ending: green, rocky, glock, edo p5, luggi p8, paffett p9, eki p11, and maro p16

quali 2 -

whoever is in front of luggi screw off -> its spengler screw off

mercs aren't doing well :(

oop glock hits the curb and does a little slide, rejoins right in front of rast -> and rast still gets the fastest time lol

positions: green, rast, wittman, paffett p6, eki p8, edo p14, maro p15, and luggi p18 D:

race 2 -

oop luggi's now p17, duval p18

LUGGI GOOD START EKI BAD START

eki and farfus first pitstoppers -> eki bad stop D:

luggi pits early, 47 min

wittman pits, comes out right in front of eki, and they're really fucking going at it :O

eki is not doing well at all, muller is ahead trying to overtake wittman and rocky behind -> muller through on wittman!

maro comes in from p3 at 22 min

muller is slowing down wittman, but eki just has no pace :/

oop rocky's past eki, might have a go at wittman

LUGGIS IN THE WALL NO -> touched in the back by flipping spengler and spun :( -> safety car

jesus his back right is blown out like a balloon -> and dnf :(

luggi interview :( -> he sounds so sad :(((

lmao wittman is boxed in by audis for the 2 by 2 restart, 3 ahead 2 behind

maro under investigation for restart procedure :/

wittman is complaining about eki pushing him wide EKI GO GO GO

edo into pits, retirement D:

maro has a drive through DD:

fuckkkkk eki has no pace, paffett is through, wittman right behind

wittman through on eki aiyaaaa

spengler drive through pen

EKI BACK ON WITTMAN

green issue? lost 3 places, 4 places, and behind eki for 5

he's just letting everyone go by, duval almost hit him lol -> ah flip he's smoking

ah apparently eki had to let wittman by? they don't exactly say why

the flags are switched around for muller and rocky on the podium lol

oop they broke a trophy lmao

ending: rast, rocky, muller, paffett p4, eki p5, green ended up p14, maro p15, edo and luggi dnf :(

quali 1 -

there's no success weights for the rest of the season...interesting

oop edo went rally crossing

times are quite close

mercs are in the torture chamber, only 1 in the top 10

positions: green, muller, eki, luggi p12, edo p14, paffett p15, and maro p18

race 1 -

luggi interview!

edo bad start D:

paffett and tomblom pit first

jesus farfus went flying into some gravel instead of turning

rast under investigation for jump start lmao -> and muller!

farfus and luggi investigation D: -> luggi didn't do anything but if he did it was just little love tap, come onnn

muller and rast no further investigation O.o

luggi pits at 37 min -> gets stuck behind people :/

wickens and rast are tied to each other this race it seems, fighting everywhere -> oop wickens damage, dragging something on back left? -> rast damaged too

RAST CONATCT WITH MARTIN AND HE SPINS

farfus retires

maro pits last and maro comes out last :(

eki just sails by green for the lead, hmmm

they mentioned luggi's pink booties awh

wickens has so many cars packed behind him goddam

eki first win of the season!

wow wickens was 21 sec back from the top 3, then all the cars behind wickens are within a second lol

ending: eki, green, muller, luggi p8, edo p9, maro p15, paffett p17

quali 2 -

understeer means you hit a tree, oversteer means you see it out the side window, got it

oop thats a lot of people in the chicane

wow wittman got p1 by 0.116 with purple sector 1 and didn't improve anywhere else lol

audis aren't doing well, not 1 in the top 10

positions: wittman, di resta, wickens, luggi p4, paffett p8, edo p10, eki p14, and maro p15

race 2 -

luggi interview! his birthday is the next day

oop rast at the back of the grid now bc of 5 place grid drop

luggi p3 already nipping at wittman yessirrr

rocky and rast are the first pitstoppers -> rast slow slow stop

martin and edo are next -> martin with bad pit then gets a drive through pen for a jump start lmao

LUGGI SPINS NO D: -> clipped the curb and lost the rear :( -> says he's sorry on the radio awh :((

luggi pits at 44 min

green runs maro wide and eki makes it past him :/

di resta and wittman have quite a fight!

muller almost forces wittman into the pit lane entry lmao

eki has vibrations again D:

wickens and wittman fighting for effectively p1 and something big flies off wickens' car O.o

glock cutting through the chicane lmao

muller is smoking in the back with damage O.o -> ah glock went into mullers back

muller doesn't come in?? just drives past the pits??? -> jesus he looks like he's on fire with that much smoke -> and back into the garage he goes

green last to pit with 12:30 left

debris everywhere, thanks glock

paffett is fighting 3 bmws at once man and they're all bumping the dude lol

paffett in the grass O.o -> ah he and martin were shoving at each other and he spun

ending: wickens, di resta, wittman, MARO P6, eki p7, luggi p13, paffett p14, and edo p16

quali 1 -

wittman dsq from zandvoort for not having enough fuel :O

started on wets, going to slicks

jesus christ glock takes provisional by 3 fucking seconds, 1.32 -> 1.29

FARFUS with 2 purples...has a ruined 3rd sector O.o

LUGGI PROVISIONAL BY 0.800

glock takes it by 0.020 :/

wittman takes it by 1.124 secs my gods

LUGGI P1 BY 0.099!!

last time luggi had pole he won so he's gonna win here trust

positions: luggi, wittman, wickens, maro p9!, eki p11, paffett p13, and edo p16

race 1 -

dam i didn't realize timo was that short

luggi with the only sub 1.26 time <3

2 formation laps, there was sudden shower so now everyone's on wets lol

toto jumpscare -> he's racing this week here O.o

luggi and wittman bad start, farfus comes between them and gets ahead :/

problem for tomblom he's crawling

'brilliant splitter cam' and all i see is a cars black booty lol

ooo its raining, a wet race then?

and its sunny again :/

maro falls behind paffett and rast, then overtakes rast on inside for p10 :D -> oop rast and maro had some bumping

glock going drifting in a redbull sandwich lol

first pitters are rocky, tomblom, and muller, at 27 min -> on slicks!

oop paffett touched glock, glock spun

lmao eki trying the inside of wittman, but wittman wants to go into the pits, so he crosses some lines and cuts ahead of paffett into the pits -> its like someone trying to reach an exit on the highway lol

holy shit its raining again

holy shits its pouring and eki's just put on slicks

WAIT LUGGIS LEADING

farfus and eki going back for 2nd pit for wets

the top 4 are all mercs, luggi p1 and wickens p3 pits, di resta and maro stay out

edo goes for a spin D:

luggi complaining on radio abt edo lol

green and edo last to pit with 4 min left, di resta leading with luggi p2

drive through pen for martin for pushing another car O.o

and luggi sails by di resta without a fight, hmmmm

lmao verena going right for the throat asking about luggi and di resta to ulrich

podium all mercs, congratulating each other in parc ferme aw

bunny can hop real high into the arms of his engineers <3

ending: luggi, di resta, wickens, maro p4, edo p7, paffett p10, and eki p15

quali 2 -

oop di resta's engine is broken

not only are the doors detachable, they have specific door racks lol

edo and glock are tussling lmao -> edo held him up, so glock's holding edo up all the way back to the pits lolll

bmws doing well and mercs are not :/

oh hi dani :D

we see luggi speaking with headphones and they're calling him 'quite animated' 'don't usually see that' 'a quiet and unassuming austrian'

positions: farfus, wittman, martin, paffett p8, maro p10, eki p12, luggi p13, and edo p17

race 2 -

Max!! :D -> they're praising him, as they should be <3

lmao glock is p18 now -> refusing to do an interview too lol

oop paffett wrong tires during quali, now p17 -> edo plus 5 drop for blocking but he's p16 now, better than his original quali lmao -> and di resta, who didn't set a time, is somehow now p15

what a funky situation

edo got a 5 sec pit stop pen before the race O.o

tomblom off in the formation lap, hit a sponsor board -> oop driver door is gone

martin not moving person behind had to cut across and bumped another car

4 cars in for pits, farfus, luggi, spengler, di resta

tomblom under investigation for leaving the track -> he's got a 5 sec pen lol

wickens, green, and glock pit next -> green nearly into wickens at pit exit jeez louise

spengler is under investigation for jump start -> 5 sec pit stop pen

green into the side of wickens, this time on track, and goes for a spin lmao -> wickens might have a puncture oof

tomblom, rast, and maro are all going at it, rast and maro shoving each other :O -> oop something wrong with rast, smoking

maro with an AMAZING outside overtake on tomblom, comms said it matches what luggi did last year, awh :')

rast dnfed :/

di resta's dnfed :/

luggi and farfus go wheel banging, luggi past

MARO DAMAGE NO -> he was effectively p3 but now way down :(

SOMETHING WRONG WITH LUGGI -> PUNCTURE D:

eki's been nursing a vibration problem for quite a while and now his tire pressure is dropping :(

wickens in the pits, dnf

paffett right behind muller, muller right behind eki, and eki is suffering

theres 6 cars muller is holding up for eki goddam

muller and eki doing everything to hold back paffett this is making my heart hurt

aw rocky is really happy for duval (p3) :')

max is talking with wittman :O -> omg he's gonna be presenting a trophy

oop paffett and eki are having a little 'talk' lol

max handing out the p1 trophy aslkdalskfh

ending: wittman, rocky, duval (first points and podium!), eki p4!, paffett p6, maro p12, edo p13, and luggi last, or dnf idk

quali 1 -

the graphics are not appearing D:

maro p1 stop the count

oop its raining, people might be going on wets

ah there's the graphics, 19 minutes in :'D

oh jeez top 4 are all bmws

and all cars coming in :/ -> ah some of the audis are back out for testing

final positions: glock, farfus, wittman, paffett p8, eki p10, maro p13, luggi p16, and edo p18 :')

race 1 -

ah there's the announcement that merc is leaving end of next year

the two pink cars are last D:

maro way wide into gravel, barely makes it back on the track :'D

tomblom and rocky pit first

duval 5 sec pit stop pen for jump start lmao

farfus putting up a good defense against rast despite dropping positions at start lol

eki pits kinda early, 48 min in -> and he goes wide into turn 1 into gravel D: -> jeezus he barely makes it out, just like maro

and he goes for a spin, car caught out by the gravel it picked up D: -> gods the track is so dirty now O.O

luggi pits at 45 min

muller and luggi tussle, luggi gets the right side off the ground as he goes into the gravel jesus

maro is struggling and getting passed by everybody, back in the torture chamber :'D

oop and tomblom has dnfed

spengler last to pit with 10min left

suggesting team orders ooo scandalous

the top 5 guys are just sitting ducks in a line lol

and eki has dnfed :( -> was last anyways

lewis and valterri mentioned lol

ending: glock, wittman, martin, paffett p8, edo p12, luggi p15, maro p16, and eki quit :/

quali 2 -

ah green has a 5 place grid drop now

jesus the times just keep getting quicker - and that's eki with second by 0.003 my gods

and then tomblom p1 by 0.061

top 3 within 0.064 sec of each other wowzers

final positions: tomblom, spengler, eki, paffett p10, luggi p14, edo p17, and maro p18

though green was dropped 5 places, so luggi p13!

race 2 -

luggi interview :D

tomblom p1 has been disallowed? starting from p18 now -> oop didn't follow fuel requirements

martin goes way out wide, maybe after a touch in the back from duval -> nearly doesn't make it out of the gravel, rejoins last

this is reminding me of las vegas 25, p1 (lando/spengler) pushing p2 (max/eki) almost into the wall, someone going wide and off lol

4 people into pits! wittman, duval, maro!, and tomblom

MARTIN PARKED TO THE SIDE, BRAKES ON FIRE?? -> and he's putting it out himself dear god -> safety car! -> aiya martin just didn't turn and went into some gravel before hitting the barrier, thank gods for that

oop glock and rast have to switch, glock overtook...incorrectly?

HLOY SHIT LUGGI FLIES UP THE INSIDE OF ROCKY ON A TURN WHILE GOING UPHILL

RAST IS IN A FARFUS LUGGI SANDWICH, LUGGI ON THE INSIDE FARFUS OUTSIDE INTO LAST TURN -> FARFUS WIDE, RAST INSIDE, BUT LUGGI AHEAD

LUGGI IS SWERVING LIKE HES DRUNK, RAST NEARLY INTO THE WALL AND NOW ON THE OTHER SIDE

so rast really got squeezed in the sandwich and bumped into luggi, bumped into farfus, which is why he went wide i suppose -> luggi also locked up lol

maro might win :DDD

muller still hasn't pit and is leading and is backing everyone up while maro is p2 :'D

di resta and duval tussle so eki slips past, luggi behind them tho is caught in the dust -> oop di restas slowing

RAST ON THE INSIDE OF LUGGI AND PAST, NEARLY INTO WALL

di resta is still alive? but a lap down?

finally muller pits with 3 min left lol

and di resta is out again

EKI THROUGH FOR 2ND PLACE WITH A MIN LEFT

LOCK UP FROM GREEN IN LAST TURN HE AND WITTMAN RUB DOORS WITTMAN GOES WIDE AND LOSES POSITIONS AND SOMEHOW SPENGLER IS P3

MARO WINNNNNNNNS

YIPPPPPEEEEEEE

augh i'm so fond of eki congrulating both luggi and maro on their first podiums, also their first wins

AUGH MAROS SO HAPPY :(

eki holding the champagne instead of the trophy for photos lol

oh right maro was p17 at first holy shit

ending: maro, eki, spengler, luggi p9, paffett p11, and edo p12

quali 1 -

rocky's left foot was fractured oof :( -> 38Gs ooooof

the moscow circuit has 18 different layouts? O.o

edo spin into gravel D:

the mercs are not doing well lol

de vries would've been the stand in if rocky wasn't able to race? did i hear that right??

aiya rocky is literally walking with crutches its amazing that hes racing

oop wittman and duval have a 5 position grid drop

final positions: wittman, rast, rocky, eki p6, paffett p9, luggi p14, edo p17, and maro p18 :')

race 1 -

new order: rast, rocky, farfus, eki p5, wittman now p6, paffett still p9, luggi p13, duval now p10, and edo and maro the same lol

luggi testing for f1 force india soon lol -> checo and estie were on the team at the time! -> mazepin also testing lol

people be swerving and weaving at the very start and not going anywhere but wide lmao

CONTACT BETWEEN GLOCK AND EKI AND EKI GOES WAY OFF

di resta, martin, and edo are the 2nd lap pitstoppers!

ROCKY AND FARFUS SLIDE AGAINST EACH OTHER WITH SOME DESTRUCTION OF RACE PROPERTY INVOLVED -> rocky ends up ahead! -> rocky nearly shoved farfus into the pitlane lmao

oop something wrong with farfus' tire

lmao maro and rocky were fined for speeding in the pit lane

muller jumpstart investigation lol -> 5 sec pitstop pen!

green pits and comes out basically side by side with eki before falling behind, then falls behind luggi too, so eki and luggi are the best of the pitstoppers :D

wittman just out of the pits is getting passed by everybody: eki, luggi, green, paffett, my guy defendddd D:

wickens holding back wittman and glock just out of the pits THATS what im talking about

rast has pit, leaving maro the last to pit again :'D -> nvm he's in lol

eki dropped back quite a bit :')

green and paffett cannot keep their cars off each other good gods

oop tomblom retired

i do appreciate this commentators random lore dumps lol

wittman past wickens and then soars off into the distance lmao

oop there goes farfus -> he went to the wrong garage to dnf lol

EKI AND PAFFETT SIDE BY SIDE TO THE FINISH LINE BUT PAFFETT STAYS AHEAD

ending: rast, rocky, wittman, luggi p6, paffett p7, eki p8, OOO MARO GOT P10, and edo p13

quali 2 -

luggi said something on radio and all i could make out was 'fucking' i think lol

times are close holy, wickens 2nd by 0.004

final positions: tomblom, wickens, muller, eki p5, luggi p6, edo p16, maro p18 :')

race 2 -

LUGGI TO P3

so many cars come in early, 5 of them: luggi, tomblom, farfus, wickens, green, and maro holy shite -> getting real close in the pit lane fellas

glock and wittman pit too

green with a FANTASTIC double overtake into turn 1

eki pits early as well

spengler, luggi, eki, and then you have a whole PACK of cars squabbling behind lol

LUGGI OVERTAKE ON SPENGLER

glocks pits for the second time O.o

luggi with overtake after overtake holy shits he's incredible

THE TWO REDBULLS FIGHTING INTO TURN 1 WITTMANS RUNS BOTH OF THEM WIDE

everywhere incredible racing and overtakes wowzers

luggi and martin fighting and somethings going on with spengler in the background and the comms can't figure out where to look lmao

COLLISIONS IN TURN 1, WICKENS AND RAST, RAST IS SLIDING HIS FRONT AGAINST THE WALL LMAO -> rast pushes wickens kinda wide, then wickens just kinda grabs the front of him lol -> safety car!

ay we finally start seeing replays lmao

they're calling luggi intelligent <3

aiya the 2 by 2 restart is bunching the cars so close :'D

LUGGI BAD RESTART GOES WIDE TURN 1 LOSES 2 POSITIONS

oop spengler has puncture but they just missed the pit entry lol -> luggi back in p2 :D

HOLY SHIT SOMEONE GOES AROUND VIOLENTLY BEFORE TURN 1 -> INTO ROCKY, THE ENTIRE BACK OF THE CAR IS GONE LIKE SOMEONE TOOK A BITE OUT OF IT? -> fuck its paffett D:

holy shit thats terrible -> both drivers are kinda hurt i think but mostly okay christ

paffetts entire car back is gone how tf -> safety car -> red flag

paffett just wobbles in the back after touching green, spins into the barriers, entire back just caught in that but the car keeps spinning -> and then straight into the driver side of rocky

rockys walking funny :( -> and paffetts gripping his arm :(

love watching engineers scramble around doing the most random things to cars to make them work lol

two safety car laps, then restart

luggi with a nice restart, overtake on the inside in turn 1

finally duval has pit with 16 min left

maro radio infringement investigation O.o

luggi's backside goes sliding, wittman is rightttt behind him :'D

AND HERES COMES EKI PAST WITTMAN GO LUGGI GO -> HI EDO BACK THERE TOO

LUGGI TAKES OUTSIDE AND WITTMAN BUMPS EKI, EKI NEARLY SLIDES, EDO COMING IN NEXT TO WITTMAN

3 GOING TO THE FINISH LINE, EDO GETS IT BY A HAIR

what a finish my gods

oof luggi got a cramp in the last couple laps

aw the muffin laughing and smiling :'D

luggi's car is parked so crookedly compared to martin's and edo's lol

not luggi spraying the rest of the people off stage lmao

not luggi standing in the p1 spot to drink the champagne lmaooo

jesus looking back at the timings edo finished 0.002 ahead of eki, and eki just over 0.020 ahead of wittman

ending: martin, luggi, edo, eki p4, wittman p5, and maro p15