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Man who hates the very concept of life and all living beings: I should design portal websites for colleges and job applications

rpf actually stands for red pepper flakes

its the two pm headache

its the one pm headache

I saw someone with a frightening kink for being tied up. That’s so scary what the hell

individualism is killing us all you are not the main character of your own little movie you are literally just some guy

pheromones aren't real. sweat is just that good.

Race isnt real but if you think race doesn't impact our lives you are an idealist, an idiot, and probably a racist.

a thing about me is i basically never notice a wig or other kind of hairpiece in tv/movies. it has to be party city territory for me to even twig it. people will complain about characters' wigs looking bad and i will nod along but there is like a 90% chance i did not notice for a second while watching. i consider this mostly a blessing.

honestly i dont need therapy i need a machine to go into my body and manually stretch all my muscles and crack all my joints and then i need the machine to go into my brain and deep clean it with soapy hot water

i feel like i do 25% of what an average person does in a day and still it's too much