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actually tumblr should pay ME for sticking around this long

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode

once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

next time u get drunk promise to come say gross things to me okay?

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.