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kleefkruid

My cats have this meow that means "please come with me to fix this" after which they'll lead me to the problem in question, usually a empty (or 'empty') food bowl or a closed door they want open. They look at the 'problem', they look back at me, clear message.

What fascinates me is how this illustrates what they percieve as being in the realm of my 'power.' I control the food, I control the door, sure, but my cats love to sit on the balcony in the sun, and it has happened plenty of times that on a rainy day they come get me, go to the balcony and show me... the rain. "Please fix this" they say. "Please get rid of the wet"

"Silly kitty," I say, "I can't control the rain." I then walk into the shower and turn on the rain.

adverbian

My cat absolutely does this. What’s more, she has learned that she can demand that one human fix the behavior of another human.

I was in the bathroom one day. The door was closed, which is of course a Crime Against Felinity. The cat had been complaining about this for several minutes. I told her I would be out in a few.

I then heard the “follow me” meow from down the hall, and my husband saying “what?”

The next thing I heard was my husband’s voice at the bathroom door. “The cat just led me right here, and now she’s looking at me like, ‘Here. You talk to her. She seems to listen to you.’”

Yes. My cat has learned to speak to the manager.

cannibalchicken

prokopetz

One of my favourite bits of media history trivia is that back in the Elizabethan period, people used to publish unauthorised copies of plays by sending someone who was good with shorthand to discretely write down all of the play's dialogue while they watched it, then reconstructing the play by combining those notes with audience interviews to recover the stage directions; in some cases, these unauthorised copies are the only record of a given play that survives to the present day. It's one of my favourites for two reasons:

It demonstrates that piracy has always lay at the heart of media preservation; and

Imagine being the 1603 equivalent of the guy with the cell phone camera in the movie theatre, furtively scribbling down notes in a little book and hoping Shakespeare himself doesn't catch you.

somethingusefulfromflorida

Thou wouldst not downloadeth a car

deepblueokay

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shinseifer

"average cat owner spends 3 years in prison" factoid actualy just statistical error. average owner spends 0 years in prison. Miette's mother, who kicked her body like the football and went to jail for One Thousand Years is an outlier adn should not have been counted

madrewrites

nbpsiioniic

"you can't ship that, it'll never be canon!"

look, when I was your age, we shipped characters who never even met in canon. uphill. both ways. in the snow.

squishymamasboy

#shipping is just a more sophisticated way of playing dolls and smashing their doll faces together#we're all clowns and you're no less a clown just bc your dolls are canon

writing-prompt-s

You were born of a sacrilegious union. Your green dragon mom never figured the knight she seduced while masquerading as a noblewoman was a silver dragon in disguise. You’d no idea either, born a human orphan. When your dragon blood awoke, so did the dangers which all your heritage entails.

worddevourer

“I was born half dragon.”

“Oh shit, what’s the other half?”

“Different dragon.

readerofthewilderwest

#“i’m two halfs dragon” “that’s just being a whole dragon” “no”

meu-meu-kissy-ceutie

“im two halves dragon” “thats just being a whole dragon” “YOUD FUCKING THINK SO WOULDNT YOU”

heavensickness

obsessed. also makes sense when you remember than butterflies drink blood

heavensickness

concept: your vampire lover cannot be with you during the daytime, so they follow you in the shape of a butterfly through the day

contacting-u

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hidingoutbackstage

Ngl I was not prepared for where this was going

femmeharlequin-deactivated20240

Me: oh okay she’s lipsynching her song

Me: Is that-

Me:

stygian-river

I LITERALLY had the experience of seeing Tony Hawk and going “a man” and then he picked up a skateboard and I was like “TONY HAWK???”

icemavslastbraincell

Tony Hawk is literally the irl equivalent of Perry the Platypus and Dr Doofenshmirtz. We see him out and about in public and we’re just like, “Oh, a man.” But then he whips out a skateboard and we all gasp and screech, “TONY THE SKATEBOARDING MAN?!”

nitashinori

Those tags are a big fat mood, hen

insomniac-arrest

it’s so bizarre when animated American films are set in a certain location and then only certain characters have the accents of that place. It makes no damn sense!! like

WHY IS SHE MORE FRENCH THAN THE REST OF THEM???

insomniac-arrest

WHY ARE THESE GUYS MORE SCOTTISH THAN THE KIDS??

(also, aren’t they Vikings or something?)

bramblepatch

To be fair, almost everyone in Ratatouille does have a French accent. The real question is why Linguini and also all the rats sound intensely American

If it was just the rats I’d say it’s because the movie can be interpreted to mean that the rats understand but don’t necessarily speak human languages so the rat dialog isn’t literally taking place the way we see it but that doesn’t explain why Linguini has a rat accent

pupangelremade-deactivated20211

LINGUINI HAS A RAT ACCENT

noah-moth-cursed-chaos

Do we ever hear like

For sure that Linguini grew up in France tho?

It could be possible he’s just an American immigrant

burningivy

I mean his name is Alfredo Linguini so I always assumed he was Italian

noah-moth-cursed-chaos

I’m sorry his first name is Alfredo?

noah-moth-cursed-chaos

What

insomniac-arrest

ALFREDO???

bauliya

he’s American you guys his mother was American it was mentioned in the beginning

insomniac-arrest

I’m sorry, I’ve moved on to the fact his mother was going through her cupboard for baby names

ohemaa-warrior

Alfredo was a name before it was a sauce let’s go over the movie from the top again

lastvalyrian

In conclusion, Americans have rat accents

valtsv

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bone-and-brawn

official-lucifers-child

no no that’s a bop, i love it

flightyfinch

“Woman!” cried I, somewhat tearsome,

“Who are you to stand so fearsome

With your wavy locks of auburn hair and eyes of emerald green?”

Quoth the woman, “I’m Jolene”

pinglol05

Mimi

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kedreeva

I cannot believe I’m only 10k words away from writing the end of this 5k fic

shutyourmoustache

This poor bastard is going thru the 5 stages of grief. 😂

“The rice not looking good. You lied to people.”

“Your rice too wet. You fucked up. Don’t bring colander into your rice cooking.”

“Uncle Roger so upset I put my leg down from the chair.”

“You don’t use MSG. How to make good fried rice?!”

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