Not Guilty

Pacific Rim

This is so funny, I completely forgot about this

maya "loves magic but can never figure out a single trick no matter how hard she tries" fey is possibly the world's most perfect aunt/perpetual babysitter for trucy "needs an excuse to practice her magic tricks over and over and loves making other people happy" wright. and then they actually are aunt and niece and that means the sun is shining and love is real today.

THE CASUALNESS OF THAT COLLIE SLIPPING RIGHT OUT OF THEIR COLLAR. That dude is a Willing Participant of this walk and by god everyone else is going to follow the RULES.

im a fan of the moment where the husky is like 'wait you're not authorized to do that' and the collie is like 'THE FUCK IM NOT'

why did no one tell me quantum computers looked like that

a small child came into the café today and asked to buy a chocolate truffle. he tapped a credit card on the reader and it did not go through, mainly because it was not a credit card but in fact a junior cinema pass. i gently explained he couldn't use that to buy things in shops and he looked so gutted that i was like "...but just this once you can have it for free, don't tell my boss though" he said thank you and walked out with his truffle and as he went i heard him chuckling to himself and saying "yes..... yes!!!!!" like the sickos comic

So I just finished House

What. The fuck

- First guy in ancient Mesopotamia to do construction