morgan

its good to acknoweldge the hollowness of revenge but sometimes you really do just need a story about someone who gets hurt and then kills and kills and kills and kills their enemies. its cathartic, babey.

"there's nothing that can bring my loved one back, so there's no point in killing you" and "there's nothing that can bring my loved one back, so there's nothing that can save you" are two themes that can and should co-exist

sorry to be doing this again but ace attorney is so genuinely fucking funny if you step back and actually think about the events from phoenix’s perspective. you are 23 years old. you get your first job straight out of college and your boss immediately dies. you learn that her entire family is a part of an actual literal cult that she had to run away from to become a lawyer in the first place. the shit that the cult believes in is tangibly demonstrably real and also illegal because it almost completely ruined your best friend’s life when you were 9. you could have gone your entire life blissfully unaware of any of this if you hadn’t had a bad situationship with a pair of identical twins in college

tomodachi life should have a morality slider in character creation. so you can create characters who are jerks, to create more friction and have more interesting interactions. and if they meet the right person, an evil person can have a change of heart, or a good person can be corrupted to the side of evil

Character duo where one *remembers I don’t like fitting characters into trope boxes* is a completely fleshed out and realised person *remembers treating characters as real people and not story devices written with intent is bad* who is written by the author and *remembers death of the author* uh. And *fumbles and drops my pile of queue cards* ah fuck wait no *the menacing horse* what was that.

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies

PSA to fan creators who don't have a lot of regular contact with children: They are almost always bigger than you think. A 1-year-old baby may already be walking. A toddler is likely already hip-high. A 10-year-old may already be taller than at least one of their parents. A 14/15 year old may already have reached their adult height.

Here's the link. It was actually not immediately easy to find, so I thought this might help.

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats