Imagine you’re a seasoned fbi agent trying to take down the literal mafia and your key witnesses are 2 asshole 19 year olds who refuse to let themselves go into witness protection bc then they can’t play their college sport. Let’s just say that Agent Browning should count his lucky stars he hasn’t discovered how Kevin Day connects to all of this bc he would not leave one conversation with Kevin with his sanity intact

Sometimes I feel alone in the aftg fandom bc I am very much an andreil never gets married truther. Not in the sense that I think they’d break up but in the sense that they’d both think marriage is stupid and a waste of time. I feel like marriage is often portrayed as them getting a happy ending but I’m here to personally advocate for the idea that marriage is not the end all be all of a happy ending for a couple.

Jean giving Kevin lukewarm tap water instead of cold filtered water because he’s mad at him is such petty bitch behavior he truly is me

Guys I haven’t played hsr in like 8 months but some of my old renheng posts are getting new traction is something happening??? Like on a scale of 1-10 with 1 being the anti renheng community still feel confident claiming they’re not in anyway implied by the narrative and 10 being they probably would’ve kissed on the mouth if not for censorship how dire is it that I get caught up to play the current story??

Feeling extremely grateful rn that I downloaded a 300k word tobizu fic earlier today

The worst sin the Boruto spin off has committed is taking away sai’s slutty little crop top

Oh my god I truly do love Robby but can he just go get into his motorcycle accident already I think I’m done with him for the season

Shane out loud saying “no Ilya that’s gross” to Ilya calling them lovers has me howling I’m so glad they had him vocalize that bit of internal monologue

I think the funniest and most underrated part about Max saying son of a binky bonky is that Max swears normally through out the rest of the story. He says fuck multiple times, he call Travis an asshole, and even if it doesn’t mean as much due to the circumstances if you choose the clinical dialogue he calls Laura a bitch before transforming. Swearing is clearly a part of his vocabulary and something he doesn’t seem to have any hang ups about. Which means that son of a binky bonky is not some weird attempt to suppress himself from swearing it’s just also part of his vocabulary. He’s so weird and I adore him

Nothing makes me laugh more than thinking of the counselors cursing Max and Laura for flaking on them and making them have more work meanwhile the doomed final couple were being straight up psychologically tortured for 2 months straight