It Can't Rain All the Time

i need to move into a big house with all the little gay people who live in my phone so i can log off forever and throw my phone in a fucking lake!!!!!

a reminder to myself: are you depressed or do you just need enrichment like a caged animal? go buy some nik-l-nip wax bottle candies and shut up

thinking about how in the 1800s i would've just been able to leave my town, change my appearance and my name, and wander until no one knew who i was

and then i would pretend to be a doctor and sell people fucked up little medicines

(trying to get to know someone better) would you rather be covered in cockroaches or spiders

i just googled some facts about worms and they are apparently 1000 times stronger than humans 

i read it wrong this isnt true