I’m Very Lonely In The Real World

i hate it when people mistake "etymology" with "entomology." like, i know where they coming from but it still bugs me

They’re plotting their escape

people aren't having sex anymore because Leonard Cohen had all of it in the 70s

You can’t Abstain your way to a Better World.

tomorrow is dog day afternoon night at the bar. they are going to turn off the a/c and lock us inside.

“an escape room as a teammate/coworker bonding experience” that sounds like saw. You are describing saw to me.

tiramisu

no, i actually don’t know why the gang hits the slopes keeps starting at the end of the episode instead of restarting which implies i watch it repeatedly without finishing, that’s so weird.

I’m glad we’re all normal about this episode

Watching the finale of Hannibal’s Mizumono and thinking of this when Alana runs upstairs and Hannibal just calmly stalks behind her lmao

Dead wife flashback but she’s like “I’m not your wife” and “what are you doing in my afterlife” and “stop following me around, Charlie”

This would’ve been one hell of a plotline in The Good Place

Dead wife flashback but she’s like “I’m not your wife” and “what are you doing in my afterlife” and “stop following me around, Charlie”

This would’ve been one hell of a plotline in The Good Place

There are multiple chapters that are set in hospitals where the characters are attempting to recover from injuries that never fully heal. I must once again stress that my experience in WWI was perfectly normal.

There is a giant horrible mudplain full of unrecoverable and perfectly preserved dead bodies that the characters have to walk through in a land where the air is poisoned gas, and on a compLETELY UNRELATED NOTE: WWI WAS TOTALLY FINE AND NORMAL!!