@ me in 🐟 posts!!

YOUR LIFE WILL GET 10X BETTER IF YOU LISTEN TO JAZZ MUSIC

hey guysss so unfortunately the rumors are true and im leaving the narrative. Buttt the good news is my absence will create such a gaping hole in your lives that it will become a sort of presence itself, and so in a way it will kind of be like i never left! But i am. Leaving just to be clear.

I cant stand anthills the idea of all those ant whores shaking their ant asses for those ant chads

i think people really under sell the physical side effects of mental health disorders sometimes. like sure the depression and anxiety may be 'just in your head' but when what's in your head happens to disrupts your sleep schedule and prevent you from going outside regularly and eating consistent meals and exercising and generally taking care of your body. well it sure takes its toll huh.

@clonekiss :P

my friend keeps sending the groupchat voice notes of her eating bussy and calling it "asmr"..... bro go study for your physics exam 😭

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this