you don’t need love if you have prozac

the most useless bitches in the East Blue are teaming up

El: Bully me again and I'll kill you.

Mike: where's my girlfriend? Also don't comment on the fact that I won't make direct eye contact with Will.

Jonathan: I just wanna get high with by new bestie and be a good older brother

Nancy: I just wanna solve these murders and maybe get my ex boyfriend back

Max: If I take off my headphones I will literally die.

Lucas: I'm just trying to be the main character in a teen romcom and no one else got the script apparently

Will: I'm so lonely and gay.

Robin: Excuse me I'm just going to word vomit all over this conversation thanks and if you could stop bringing my greatest fears to life I'd appreciate it.

Steve: I've already got the kids why can't I find them a mother?

Dustin: I hold the majority of the brain cells in this friend group and my girlfriend is better then yours.

Eddie: when I made new friends I did not know I'd be getting severe trauma as a sign on bonus

Erica: Why the fuck you lying? Why you always lying? Uuummmm oh my god, stop fucking lying.

Joyce: I have never been wrong about anything in my life.

Hopper: I'm cursed, but in a sexy way.