may your organs fail before your dreams fail you

first guy to sell hotcakes was probably like hooooly fuck

i'm close ☹️

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For some reason it got closed before all slots were taken, sorry about that! I opened it again so go grab some if that was your initial plan ❤️

this post has more people in my inbox defending working for lockheed martin than you'd expect

the slut is back !?

When cats put their whole body into making a sound. Only to be squeak.

there are places in the world today that are experiencing 40°C for the first time in recorded history. of course there's no way to know whether chucking billionaires into volcanos will appease the sun god but i feel we're doing the scientific method a disservice if we don't at least try