way to go paul

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Im probably never going to get to blow up a gas station before I die

not the first person to say it but it is insanely funny to make a gacha about an infamous money pit like horse racing

they should make a gacha called Casino Girls! Beautiful Spending Spree

thinking about how my parents did everything in their power to hide 9/11 from me as a child to the point of taking away my TV and preventing me from going outside so when we went to a 1-year anniversary church service about it in 2002 i thought the pastor was recounting the story from scripture and was like wtf how did i not notice there were planes in bible times that's crazy and then i went and pissed all over the church bathroom floor to test if i had free will